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Three guys are sitting in a bar and start talking and bragging.
"I'm from Dallas, I have three mistresses, and I have made a fortune from oil," the American guy says.
"I am a French couturier. All models want to be with me," the French guy says.
"I.. er.. live in Brussels and my penis is 12 inches long," the shy Flemish guy says.
They drink so more, get to the "weepy" fase and while fraternising start telling the truth.
"I'm not rich. I'm just a clerck in a small firm. I'm not even married," the American sobs.
"I'm not famous. I work in a shop of second hand clothes," the French guy sobs.
"I.. I lied too. I live in Bruges," the Flemish guys sniffs.
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Target practice on a chess board is damn hard ! Especially if you call out beforehand which piece and color you're going to shoot ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Well that list of things "they'll" never say really makes me want to go to Texas. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Brown, put your beer down and get your mind out of the gutter.
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Get my mind out of the gutter? I beg your pardon? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> And actually I'm sipping some South African red wine. One of the perks on being on a Montignac diet.
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Weaver, she's been there so long, she doesn't even realize it.
Probably not much you can do for her.
(Brown, do you take teasing well? I probably should have asked FIRST.)
Hi Mel.
I'd like Texas better if it was always SATURDAY.
But then, I like Sunday too.
Gee - Now I don't know.
Just so long as it's not always MONDAY.
SS
I think sometimes about all the pain in the world. I hope we can ease that here, even if only a little bit.
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Well if she doesn't SS, we'll ship her off to Texas...she'll fit right in there. They don't take teasing well either, unless it's their hair! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Brown, put the bottle down.
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You girls are just jealous because I've got those Flemish guys here, hehehe. (Or is SS a boy??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />)
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You girls are just jealous because I've got those Flemish guys here, hehehe. (Or is SS a boy??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />) Oh boy, oh boy Brown. Brown, Brown, Brown... Too funny! I'll let SS tell you. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Let me check..........
Yep, still a boy.
SS
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Good for ya SS ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Too bad you're missing out on the Flemish girls then.
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No contest. Beautiful tall, leggy Blondes are a dime/dozen in Texas. [color:"red"][b]Texas Bikini[/b][/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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Thanks, but I'll stick with my W.
Mmmmmm, SS gets a dreamy look on his face.
Love Friday...... Hot date tonight.
SS
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** Brownhair sweeps up some broken bottles, wakes up a few sleeping/unconscious people and calls them a taxi. When they have all left, closes Roadhouse and drops key in letter box. **
Geez, I really should get paid for this job !
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