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At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action." Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it.....Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action." And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: ........"You mean I was here already?"
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages!!!
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Nams, are you up for a New England gettogether?
WIFTY, I dont' know where you live.
It was a marriage that never really started.
H: Conflict Avoider, NPD No communication skills (Confirmed by MC) Me: Enabler
Sep'd 12/01, D'd 08/03.
My joys and the light of my life: DD 11, DD 9
*Approach life and situations from the point of love - not from fear.*
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i live in new england. . . almost in the middle, but sorry, too much on my plate for a get together without my significant other . .
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Learning from your own mistakes creates experience, learning from books creates knowledge, combining the two together creates wisdom => You start with a full bag of luck, and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
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Divorced.
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Hi Newly, I've seen the talk of a New England get together but Sept. isn't a good month for me. I've got a lot of new things coming my way and want to make sure I can cope before adding on more. I'll leave myself open just in case the timing works out well. So, the short answer is it depends on what's going on in my life when the date is set. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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"You mean I was here already?" Welcome to my world! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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