Forget the IMO up there. It's not an opinion. He WOULD be violating the court-ordered agreement.

Well, if he pulls that stunt, the sheriff can escort her off the premises.

That would be GRAND! I'm going to make sure the digital camera is charged up in case the opportunity presents itself!

C22

I'll say this--if my WH took to heart only one thing I told him after D-day and this whole mess imploded was that he was to NEVER bring OW near my home--not even in the f'ing driveway. He did not even bring her car when he moved out his crap, and it would have been easier for him because she had a truck!!

If he dared to bring Slutjob to my home, around my doggies, well let's just say no gun would have been needed. I'd have KICKED her scrawny a$$ back to Tennessee!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

You want to know something funny--when my IL's found out about the A they told him the same exact thing about bringing her to their home. OW will be sitting on a lot of curbs... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Amen smartiepants! When I saw the OW in my H's truck once, he had to drive to the police station for protection! I can't imagine he would ever be nuts enough to actually bring her on my property! That would not be pretty for her!

Reminds me of an MB story where a BW in her Channel suit beat the crap outta her cheating WH on the side of the freeway after seeing him with the OW.

... lemme see, who was that anyway .. hmmm.

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LOL!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I remember that story!

You guys cheered me up and so did DIL, just got off the phone with her.

FWIW C22, your attorney might not be able to take the OWH's case, because he might have to obtain statements or testimony from the OWH and even subpoena the OW. Something called Conflict of Interest.

Nothing to keep him from referring OWH's case to a respected colleague, someone with a pitbull's disposition and a mind like a steel trap, and the heart of a shark.

Thats good to hear, Char.

BTW: I would never advocate beating up anyone, most especially not a cheating husband while in your Channel suite.

But strangely enough, it does paint an interesting and somewhat satisfying picture in one's head. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Thanks for getting me out of the rut, ya'll!

I might even be able to sleep now. I think I will. Might not stay asleep but I'll at least get there for a while.

I think tomorrow will be the day if I hear anything at all from Mr. Gray or from my attorney through his attorney.

That's A-OK if he wants to do it that way. By tomorrow my attorney will have the letter and the other goodies so he can counter any cockamamie bs out of Mr. Gray.

That reminds me: I guess I shoulda named Slag after Annie Wilkes, huh? Cockadoodie!!! Or after her pig, Misery!

LMAO! Okay, I might alternate.

Couldn't you just see it? She wants to be Mr. Gray's biggest fan so she hobbles him...but like in the novel, not the movie. The movie was bad enough but the novel was waaaaaay worse!

Yeah, I wondered about that.

His approach is great. He's real quiet about it...like a well-trained Doberman as a guard dog...you don't know the dobie is there all handsomely sleek and deadly...and the next thing you know he has you by the throat. (We had a great dobie like that to take care of us when I was growing up.)

He got Mr. Gray with that approach when we were in the conference room.

I had to stop myself from doing the victory fist-pumping thing. It was kinda funny. Tragic, but funny.

So yeah, I'm sure he knows someone OWH could trust. Won't be as good as him but, well, sorry OWH! Early bird gets the best pickins!

Thass right, Resilient, it might mess up the suit! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

And how! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

This may have been posted before but I'm posting it again. Yoko will understand. After all, there was May Pang.

I'm dedicating this one to Mr. Gray. I'd sing it to him if I could but he's not here. This is also for all of the other WS's out there:

Crippled Inside

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit...
You can comb your hair and look quite cute...
You can hide your face behind a smile...
One thing you can't hide,
Is when you're crippled inside.

You can wear a mask and paint your face...
You can call yourself the human race...
You can wear a collar and a tie...
One thing you can't hide,
Is when you're crippled inside.

Well now you know that your cat has nine lives, yeah
Nine lives to itself
You only got one
And a dog's life ain't fun
Mama take a look outside.

You can go to church and sing a hymn,
You can judge me by the color of my skin
You can live a lie 'til you die...
One thing you can't hide,
Is when you're crippled inside.

Well now you know that your cat has nine lives, yeah
Nine lives to itself.
You only got one
And a dog's life ain't fun
Mama take a look outside.

You can go to church and sing a hymn...
Judge me by the color of my skin...
You can live a lie 'til you die
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

One thing you can't hide,
Is when you're crippled inside...

One...thing...you...can't...hide.......
Is when you're crippled insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!!!!!

Thank you, John Lennon! Wish you were here!

Morning Charlotte!

I'm back "home" so I'll be no my regular night-shift this evening. I hope you got some rest last night.

Semper Fi,

RIF

If you beat him you'll only do one thing...

You'll make him a little smarter and he won't let you catch him the next time...

(Too paraphrase B.B.King)

Mark

Hi RIF,

Yay!!

Amazingly, I actually did sleep. I only woke up once during the night.

Have a good one RIF!

TTFN,

Charlotte

I'm thinking about IM-ing him or emailing him about that outlet in the bathroom that keeps throwing the breaker.

I don't know if I will, though.

I'm going to wait until later on, I think. See if I get that return receipt in the mail.