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"I think my WW is withholding sex"......YOu think or YOu know???
not2fun I was thinking...From who?
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"I think my WW is withholding sex"......YOu think or YOu know???
not2fun I was thinking...From who?  hey, it got a laugh out of me...... not2fun
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ok a few more for today and then I HAVE to get on my housework...... "What to expect when your not expecting????"....no morning sickness, no swollen cankles, no heartburn, no swollen breasts, no hemorroids.....oh wait, this isn't a response to the book "What to Expect When Your Expecting"???? "What to expect when your not expecting"......you can expect that your expectations will not be expected to be fullfilled, but expect that your WS will expect you to expect that your .......oh never mind..... "Husband wants me to CHEAT??????"......on your taxes????? on your homework??? on the company softball game???? "BH tries to sell WW on Ebay".......nothing funny, it just made me laugh all day..... and last but not least....... "The MB Science Lab"......does it perform full labotomies on all WS????? Do they come out like the "Stepford Wives"????? Is this the place where BS can take OP and do "experiments"?????...... SHOW'S OVER FOLKS.....HAVE A SAFE DRIVE HOME........ not2fun
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"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth"
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There are some doozies, but I am often disappointed when I see the same 5 or 6 topics at the top of the list every friggin day!  Not that there's anything wrong with those topics, but I'd have to sit and read for an hour to jump into those monsters!
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Krazy, Like this??????........lol.... not2fun
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Well I have some new ones that have been rolling around in my noodle....
"Can I trust my insticts NOW???"....How bout now??? Now??? How bout now??/....everytime I see this it reminds me of those cellphone commercials "Can you hear me Now????"
"Neak turns 36 today. What is mama gonna give her??"....a spanking......
there's a few more, but they are from newbies, and I'm not sure if it would be right to this to them when they are still so new here....
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LOL!! Yeah, not2, I think I know which ones. I was just thinking about this thread last night because of those.
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"Neak turns 36 today. What is mama gonna give her??"....a spanking......
not2fun Haha that cracked me up. Good one 
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
The person who is always finding fault seldom finds anything else.
I pity the fool. - Mr. T
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I googled Not2fun today and guess what came up??? Yep this thread..(oh and the "National Pick on Not Day" too... :RollieEyes:... Anyway, I haven't posted anything on here in longggggg while and I thought we could all use a laugh today...so...... "Barely holding it together"......better try harder, there's a strong wind a brewin... "Is this normal for early recovery?"....define "normal"...we are dealing with affairs and waywards...NOTHING IS NORMAL... "hmmmmmm....".....   "Why does the WS get to decide??"....because they are ENTITLED to, don't ya know???.... and last but not least and my personal favorite lately.... "Pulling up my big-girl panties....".....are they the "grannie" panties or the g-string kind???.....  to which I did post this on the tread and the reply I got was... "Well, not the grannie panties if I want to save my marriage...."... not2fun
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ok...a couple more....
"You are were right..."....of course we were, we always are don't ya know??/
"Load my lips with expert advise please..."....Botox anyone???
"Wife doesn't feel anything for me..."....then pinch her, betcha she feels that....
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"Neak turns 36 today. What is mama gonna give her??"....a spanking...... She probably would've liked that better than what I DID give her, which was a trip to the gynecologist to see if she needed a hysterectomy. Once you've done that, what is there left to give?  tl
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I got one!! "Differences between WH's & WW's" You mean besides the obvious? Charlotte
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*snicker* "H with self destructive behavior - help"Okay - I'll hand him a nerf bat 
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Do serial cheaters ever heal? only if you stop hitting them
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Do serial cheaters ever heal? only if you stop hitting them OMG, I remember this thread. Someone made a comment about the same few threads always being at the top. I felt sooooo guilty!
Recovered marriage, recovering self, life gets better everyday
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what about 'looking for advice'...isn't that why you come to a discussion board? or aren't we all...
Me: 32 BS DDay: 9/14/08
Slowly coming to the realization that I
am one of those who can't get past it.
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another: 'she loves me but is not in love with me'...If the sidebar on the right was a black mamba, you would be dead. Or do you homework before asking stupid questions...
Me: 32 BS DDay: 9/14/08
Slowly coming to the realization that I
am one of those who can't get past it.
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"Dating People"
...as opposed to dating animals? vegetables? Just how scarred are we BS's on this board?
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Here's a delightful one I see on the recovery forum  "Missing OM - please help"Ummmmmmmmmmm  .... a GPS maybe? How about smoke signals? Amber alert? File a missing person report with the nearest OP locator service?
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