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Only pig's feet and pickled eggs for Gray.
That way his breath will match his attitude.  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :happyholidays:
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Only pig's feet and pickled eggs for Gray.
That way his breath will match his attitude. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And exlax brownies because he's so full of himself.
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Only pig's feet and pickled eggs for Gray.
That way his breath will match his attitude. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And exlax brownies because he's so full of himself. Now THAT would be something to see...especially since he already has problems with IBS!! Did I tell this story before?: One day, Gray came home from work. He went straight to the bathroom. Unfortunately, he left the door open and the odor began to permeate the house. I asked him to please close the door. The next day, I viewed the conversations he had been having with Slag that night. He told her that I was complaining about the smell of her perfume!!!! OMG!!! UGH!!! I'm glad I don't wear that particular scent!! Eau de excrement!!!
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Honey, I don't think that even a lit stick of dynamite would loosen him up.
He's so bound up, he couldn't pass a bb without strainin'.
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Honey, I don't think that even a lit stick of dynamite would loosen him up.
He's so bound up, he couldn't pass a bb without strainin'. Ok, we'll use a some Tri-lyte as the base for some soup for him....that's the stuff the gastroenterologist had me consume before my recent appt. We'll see if we can make it concentrated. In the soup. We'll put it in a special tureen and everyone else will stay away from it. And we'll let him take the leftovers home with him. So he can share them with slag.
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We are some twisted little puppies.
Twisted = fun!
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Honey, I don't think that even a lit stick of dynamite would loosen him up.
He's so bound up, he couldn't pass a bb without strainin'. OMG!!! That is HILARIOUS!!
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Honey, I don't think that even a lit stick of dynamite would loosen him up.
He's so bound up, he couldn't pass a bb without strainin'. Ok, we'll use a some Tri-lyte as the base for some soup for him....that's the stuff the gastroenterologist had me consume before my recent appt. We'll see if we can make it concentrated. In the soup. We'll put it in a special tureen and everyone else will stay away from it. And we'll let him take the leftovers home with him. So he can share them with slag.
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Try-lyte soup
Exlax brownies
Milk of Magnesia for creamer in his coffee or in his hot chocolate
Per Diem sprinkles on various chocolate (exlax desserts)
Lots of very hot, spicy things that will cause 'afterburner' syndrome
Some bran muffins
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Try-lyte soup
Exlax brownies
Milk of Magnesia for creamer in his coffee or in his hot chocolate
Per Diem sprinkles on various chocolate (exlax desserts)
Lots of very hot, spicy things that will cause 'afterburner' syndrome
Some bran muffins Now THAT sounds like a plan, Stan!! And with that...I better get my happy butt in the shower so I can go to work at Shiny's!! PLENTY to do...and gotta call OWH, too!
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Prune Whip - for dessert.
Just skimmed through the latest Charlotte -
Vicarious enjoyment - of a woman who turned the tables and is a winner!
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OHHHHHHH my girls....are we behavin' today???.....NOT.... Ok Char, count me in.....what time should I be there tomorrow??? I'll bring chicken roll-ups and my famous pumkin rolls.....Not food for Gray though, I only cook for those I like....  Gosh, Char you make this sound like such fun, I think all BS'S should D....of course, only if they can have Shiny..... Well, I have to say, I look forward to your post tomorrow.....but then again, I usually do..... Strike 'em dead girlfriend..... not2fun
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TJ -- Still waitin' fer the recipe, dearling. I keep pumpkin on hand all year...d'ya know how GOOD for you it is? Even Cinder's gotta know that it's not just fer ridin' around in anymore!
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I have a bad premonition about Grey - I think the stress is ruining his health and he's about to get a rude, sudden, serious wake up call from the BIG MAN upstairs ...
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I got to see the rest of the response from Gray today. Now I see why Shiny didn't let me see this right away. He thought it was going to upset me like those accusations upset me last November and I cried in his office. Yeah, I cried. I didn't cry there when I filed or any other time. But I cried that day! Yeah, you wouldn't believe some of the BS-crapola that he came up with about me. Well, knowing WS's, you probably WOULD believe it. So yeah, now that I have digested it I see it for what it is. It was obviously designed to try and make me upset. Well, 'tain't goinna woik!!! I am above that petty crap. I think it says a lot that MY responses mention the abuse after he started his A until October 30th and nothing else. Well, except the wasting money thing. HIS? OMG!! If I was the screeching harpy he claims I am I would have been on the phone screeching right then! LOL! I would have made Shiny's job 1000x harder in one phone call! But NOPE!! All I gotta say is: Bring it OAN, Cletus!!! BRING IT OAN!!!! Charlotte a.k.a. "Spock" :MerryChristmas:
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I have a bad premonition about Grey - I think the stress is ruining his health and he's about to get a rude, sudden, serious wake up call from the BIG MAN upstairs ... I believe your premonition is SPOT ON, Pep!! He'd better start doing this:  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And SOON! Charlotte
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Prune Whip - for dessert.
Just skimmed through the latest Charlotte -
Vicarious enjoyment - of a woman who turned the tables and is a winner! Awwwww...thanks Bellevue!! LOL! "Prune Whip!!!!" Charlotte
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Even Cinder's gotta know that it's not just fer ridin' around in anymore! * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 3 tablespoons brown sugar * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon ground allspice * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 1/2 cups milk * 1 cup pumpkin puree * 1 egg * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons vinegar * add to recipe box Add to Recipe Box My folders: * add to shopping list Add to Shopping List * add a personal note Add a Personal Note DIRECTIONS 1. In a separate bowl, mix together the milk, pumpkin, egg, oil and vinegar. Combine the flour, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda, allspice, cinnamon, ginger and salt, stir into the pumpkin mixture just enough to combine. 2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
CINNAMON CREAM SYRUP * 5 tablespoons butter * 1 cup heavy cream * 3 tablespoons brown sugar * 1/2 teaspoon maple flavored extract * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * add to recipe box Add to Recipe Box My folders: * add to shopping list Add to Shopping List * add a personal note Add a Personal Note DIRECTIONS In a small saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Stir in cream, brown sugar, maple extract and cinnamon. Cook, whisking constantly, until sugar dissolves and mixture thickens slightly, about 3 to 4 minutes. Serve warm.
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btw, I have a Prune Cake recipe that's really good and moist. With only a cup of prunes spread throughout a bundt cake, you don't get any 'action'.
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OHHHHHHH my girls....are we behavin' today???.....NOT.... Ok Char, count me in.....what time should I be there tomorrow??? I'll bring chicken roll-ups and my famous pumkin rolls.....Not food for Gray though, I only cook for those I like.... Gosh, Char you make this sound like such fun, I think all BS'S should D....of course, only if they can have Shiny..... Well, I have to say, I look forward to your post tomorrow.....but then again, I usually do..... Strike 'em dead girlfriend..... not2fun Heck yeah! Come oan eeyun!! 2-ish oughtta woik! LOL!! Yeah, EVERYBODY who has to D should have Shiny!! I wish everyone could, too. Well, let me amend that to BS's ONLY!! Not them sorry ol' adulterin' folks!! Aw, shucks!!  Yeah, I REALLY need to get started on that novel!! And thank you, Shiny will strike 'em dead!! If he doesn't sign that dang insurance check so I can fix the roof and the meter box!! But I will strike 'em dead, too! Let's see....how does it go again? "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...." YEAH!! That's what I'M screamin'!!!! He sure TRIED striking ME down...look what he got!! Heh heh hehhhhhhhhh!!!! Charlotte
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