I think that one might already be on page 298 of TKO.

Peace offering:

Subject: Warning for Yankees
WARNING Issued By The Southern Tourism Bureau To All Visiting Yankees

1) Don't order steak at the Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hours day, so let them cook something they know.

2) Don't laugh at southern peoples’ names. (Merleen, Bodie, Gertrude, Joe Boy, Sudie, Luther Ray, Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, Billy Bob etc.) These people have been known to whup a man's butt for less.

3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. This can lead to a beating. Down south it’s called Coke. It don't make a darn whether it's Pepsi, 7-Up or whatever else; it’s a Coke.

4) Don't show allegiance to any college football team that isn't in the SEC. (Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, etc.) All the others are just a bunch of pansies that play teams like Wyoming.

5) Don't refer to Southerners as a bunch of hillbillies. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally lots nicer. We have plenty of business sense (e.g. Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Turner Broadcasting, MCI Worldcom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do sometimes have a small lapse in judgment (e.g. Clinton, Fordice, Duke). We don't care if you think we are dumb, because we will whup your butt.

6) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the heck up, spend your money, and get the heck out of here.

7) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're from Ohio. Eat your biscuits like God intended and don't put sugar on your grits.

8) Don't fake a southern accent. This will incite a riot.

9) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we don't give a darn. If you don't like it here, take your butt home.

10) We don't play lacrosse, hockey, or any of those other sissy northern games. So don't come down here asking the score because we don't give a darn.

11) We know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we want to and because we can. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other southerners do understand what we are saying and that's all that matters. Now, go home.

12) Last but not least. DO NOT come down here trying to tell us how to make Bar-B-Q. This will get your butt shot. You're lucky we let you come down here. Question our Bar-B-Q and go home in a pine box.

12) Last but not least. DO NOT come down here trying to tell us how to make Bar-B-Q. This will get your butt shot. You're lucky we let you come down here. Question our Bar-B-Q and go home in a pine box.

Well BigK, I just read where Australia is considering taking gitmo inmates.

Are the Americans taking a history lesson from the British?