Awwww....thanks! I appreciate that!!

I didn't make this one too fancy-schmancy with a lot of gew-gaws, though. I just did a basic, neutral background with the photos, a short description and a single "wipe" for each slide that wasn't too flamboyant. (Though it was VERY tempting!!! But hey, Shiny is flamboyant enough, he doesn't need a lot of decoration!! Or any! LOL!)

I figured that would be best for court; a "just the facts, Ma'am" (well, "Sir," in our case) presentation for the court.

Last night Shiny said he wants to hammer Gray.

Me, at home later, digging in the toolbox... I know I have at least three hammers in here...... ....OOH!! And I KNOW there are at least 10 at my grandma's, including a sledgehammer!!! Wait! TWO sledgehammers!! (One is REALLY big!)

Ahhh...but Shiny is a hammer unto himself...the Hammer of God...



Here is how it will be:

Me:

Shiny:

Gray (and Slag, I'm sure): :RollieEyes:

Then:

Shiny vs. Gray:

Shiny: Gray: ...then:

Shiny:

:twobyfour:


:twobyfour:


:twobyfour:


:twobyfour:
:crosseyedcrazy:

:twobyfour:


:twobyfour:


Me:

Slag: :RollieEyes: :MrEEk: :crosseyedcrazy:

Me:

Yeah, your next, Slag!

Palpitine:

Shiny: WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

Me:

Gray: (But it will be white--and where is that "smiley on the stretcher? LOL!)

Me:

Shiny:

OWH:

Gray:

Slag:

Palpitine: (That's IT!! I'm retiring!! I don't EVER want to run into the Big Italian again EVER...ANYWHERE!!!!)

Char.....


YOU ARE THE WOMAN.....

Thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH for....well, for just being you......

I always know that if I need some "uplifting", where to come......

Now if only you could send me one of your famous chocolate concoctions.......




to the greatest person I know......


not2fun

I LOVE YOU CHAR!!!!!!!

you crack me up.

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That is Gray writhing in pain and agony!!!

Okay!! Here it is!! I finished it!!! Now I just need to do the one for the "real" world, LOL!!

Shiny's TKO!!

LOVE it!!!

Awwwwwwww........

Thanks!!!!

..... All The Ladies On The Floor For This Special Song!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....!!!!!!

Thank you, not2!!!





Hmmmm.....

My chocolate concoctions, eh?

I'll think about it!!

And I'll send you a picture when I sculpt a bust of Shiny in chocolate. This will be a bit more challenging than the pumpkin carving...I already knew how to do that!!

Ooh! We made some KILLER pralines the other day!! Want the recipe?

I have it at home if you do. I am at my grandma's now so I can post it later on.

Yeah, if you had told me on June 28, 2007 that I would be making a poster INVITING people to my divorce trial...I'da said, "Yer nuts!!" (Well, I probably wouldn't have said it on that day, I was too freaked out.)

I'll have to make one for OWH's, too. Haven't heard a peep from him lately!!

I'm sorry to hear of your troubles with WS. You have to follow your heart on that. For me, being in B was a balm but I still had trickles of news from DIL and XW (coupled with all of the INSANE eBay purchasing!) and the more I heard, the less I liked him. So for me, getting into the divorce in bare feet and with enthusiasm was the right thing. I don't even think I want to be friends with him now after he & Slag get divorced. He is just NOT a healthy individual!!

Sometimes I just want to say: HELLO??!! You have OCD!! See a doctor!!

But that's not my job anymore and that doesn't bother me one bit. He made his bed and he can lie in it and lie in it. Ha ha!! He WILL be writhing in pain in it after February 10th...and even MORE so after March 23rd!!!

WOO-HOOOOOOOO!!

Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to drop some Goddess Wear off at the cleaners...thanks for the reminder!!

Love, kisses, and TONS of hugs!!!

Charlotte

LMAO!!! WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

For a minute there...I thought I would be hearing strains of Cyndi Lauper when I clicked on the link...LOL!!



ETA: Yeah, I like Dancing Queen. It always reminds me of Art Bell, though. He used to use that song for his bumper music a lot.

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[i]Maybe Charlotte & Cinderella Are Sisters!!![/i]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I forgot to report this:

The other night when we were getting the trial exhibits ready, I had to print out the rest of Gray's eBay purchases for that exhibit.

I went to Slag's and she has more, too. Guess what she bought?



She bought an ex-wife voodoo doll!!!!







Boy, oh BOY!! They are getting desperate, aren't they?







Yeah, well, I already have protection against that, so no worries!!

I'm going to have to keep an eye out for Shiny and OWH now, though...just in case she/he/they buy a divorce attorney voodoo doll and an ex-husband voodoo doll!!

Shiny still has the talisman of protection I gave him last year before the hearing in May, but I need to make one for OWH!!

Yippppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

They are running scared, Baby!!!

Just talked to XW about that voodoo doll.

She's wondering which one of us it's going to be used for.



Well, they can probably use it for both of us...but I'm guessing ME...since I'm the one who hired Shiny!!



All I can say to that is:

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!! Step right up!!"

LOVED THAT !

She so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazay!!

Charlotte, why don't you get a HoBag voo-doo doll??

Thank you!!



Yeah, I had a lot of fun with that one!!

A HoBag voodoo doll!!!



yeah, and it's gotta be off of eBay, too...you KNOW they're looking!!!



OWH said: "Their voodoo is poo-poo. Not worth doo-doo."

Mom just got served!!



I invited the lady in. She was SO nice!!

Drove all the way from Clear Lake, too.

We were talking about her daughter...she takes care of her MIL who has Alzheimer's. My grandma doesn't have that, just mild dementia at this point.

I told her, "Yeah, they were served the other day. Gray and Slag."



She laughed!

Well, I found out that little accident I had the other night caused a bit more damage than expected.

Destroyed the wheel and the tire but it also bent the subframe. So the car has to go into the shop and I have to drive rickety truck for a while. Dang! It's hard to carry my equipment in there! And hard to grab a quick nap between classes!

But hey! I'm not dead so I'm not going to complain!! Car COULD have flipped over!

Hmmmm.....you reckon that voodoo doll was involved?

I didn't realize you had a wreck.....sorry about that. I've had my fair share. I am VERY glad you are ok.