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Gray is SO going to get [censored] by the judge. Judge: How are you doing, sir? Gray: I'm poor! DM is soooo mean!  DM: -submits evidence- (You should keep evidence from his blog! That he's going out to expensive places and whatnot, never know when it will come in handy) Judge: You're poor but you take your GF to Hard Rock Cafe, and buying her a ring, and... Gray: Um, ahh... LOL! Yep! Yes, I am sooooooooooooooooooooo mean! I had the NERVE to file for divorce!! OOOOOOOOOH!!!! Yep, Shiny's got it goin' on wit' dat...he had the bulk of it printed before the trial...I'm surprised Gray didn't see it, he had to walk right by us and it was in full view...him in his zombie make-up. I'll print the latest entries next time I am at Shiny's...I'm running low on black ink again, LOL! I still need to print out the latest Slag purchases to give Shiny for OWH, too.
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Slag looks like the living dead.
Grey REALLY IS into zombies. It's called Necrophelia nowadays.  
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Ok took a nautious second look at slags picture. Is it just me or is there a ring on that left hand on the table? Yes, it is. They exchanged rings quite a while back. Before OWH's first hearing last summer, as a matter of fact...which made me wonder if they didn't exchange vows when they were in Vegas--just for show until they could do the real thing, KWIM? I'm sure that all of the little wedding chapels, (or some, at least)--will do symbolic ceremonies for couples as well as the real thing. Too bad we can't track those, though!! Darn!!
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but yet his picture of slag (yes all he posted her picture)has her sitting there with a pint of beer in a glass clearly marked HARD ROCK CAFE. Because he's posting for DM's benefit... look... I'm not spending any money... I don't have any money... I'm broke... My pockets are empty... poor me... I'm so poor... my slag is poor too... we're poor... did I mention I have no money? He's worried about paying the rent, the cable bill and electricity but he's going to the movies, the opera, and the Hard Rock Cafe. What a dufus. Yep! "Rebel Without a Clue!!" I forget who posted that but it is a GREAT description!!
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Slag looks like the living dead.
Grey REALLY IS into zombies. LOL! Yep!! She looks like "Old Creeping Judas!!"
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OK why are men so stupid?
VD part 2 is up on stupids blog (yes i abbreviated it as it seems appropriat for the topic). He goes more into detail about how now he bough slag flowers.....when before he couldn't afford anything....she brings over a $5 pizza because she is late but they stop at mc donalds (yeah big spender there....knows how to treat a lady)on the way to the opera....(wow...-_- what a great date)...but yet his picture of slag (yes all he posted her picture)has her sitting there with a pint of beer in a glass clearly marked HARD ROCK CAFE.
In the immortal words of Jeff Dunhams puppet Walter I have 1 thing to say....[censored]. He seriously screws himself over more than once in this section of blog. But then again he is on perscription drugs so he doesn't have to pay attention to what he's posted. I nominate him for the Darwin awards....anyone else? Yeah, I noticed that. In fact, I told you that, LMAO!! About the glass, anyway. I didn't think too hard on the other stuff because I normally skim it and then send it on to Shiny. Yes, Darwin Award...most definitely!! I could see him blundering his way into a nomination for that!!
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Yeah his last entry is pretty puketastic-- but mostly its laughingly pathetic.
His blog, which has almost 99% of the time been about his old man hobby, has suddenly become a vehicle to try to show up and get back at our girl. She got under his skin and it pisses him off to no end to be out of control of the situation, so he's striking out.
Knowing that none of this really bothers our dancing lady and that he's spinning in a pile of his own excrement just gives me the warm fuzzies. I love it.
But then Im wicked, wicked, wicked. Just took a spin over there as well & spent more time skimming through. Wow! I'm so impressed with the artistic quality of the girlfriend. And her high class culture. She went to the Opera? Why, she can't be a skankyho; she's too refeened. "Methinks the grayman doth protest too much." Who is he posting for? Nobody comments on his blog. He probably has one reader - the OW. He's too old to play Rebel Without A Clue. Nope, doesn't bother me one bit. Yeah, I didn't even DO anything and I got under his skin, LMAO!! Made friends with XW...hired Shiny...LOL!! I know Shiny really gets under his skin and he barely got a taste of the appetizer last week. Apparently he forgot what a good pantsing he got from Shiny when he was on the stand back in May!! He is in BIG BIG BIG trouble!!! The more stupid stuff he does, the more rage he puts into Shiny. He is lucky that Shiny doesn't run with the "concrete shoes" crowd!!! LMAO!!! "Rebel Without a Clue" OMG!! That is so HILARIOUS!! DIL REALLY LOVES your description!!!
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No way....he's too stupid to get nominated.
I think I visited him between checking out a link on porcine strss syndrome and gelatinous vaginal discharge. That should confuse him.
Wonder what slag-ho sees in this man? Let's face it. It isn't the looks or the intelligence or the good taste or the manners. Or, to hear him tell it, the money.
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I'm giving Slag another name. "Ed" Her eyes seem to be spaced far apart like Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy...She really doesn't look all that smart either. 
One year becomes two, two years becomes five, five becomes ten and before you know it, you've wasted your whole life on a problem you can't solve. That's one way to spend your life. -rwinger
I will not spend my life this way.
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I'm giving Slag another name. "Ed" Her eyes seem to be spaced far apart like Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy...She really doesn't look all that smart either.  Where's the "Snort" emoticom? Love it! 
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Char!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL US THAT THE SLAG IS A TRANSVESTITE????
OMGosh! Trannie love at it's highest!
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Oh...and my 4 year old scraps better than she does.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Char!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL US THAT THE SLAG IS A TRANSVESTITE????
OMGosh! Trannie love at it's highest! LOL! Yeah, but she's not a "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania," that's for sure!! She's from some other planet, Janet.
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Char!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL US THAT THE SLAG IS A TRANSVESTITE????
OMGosh! Trannie love at it's highest! LOL! Yeah, but she's not a "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania," that's for sure!! She's from some other planet, Janet. Is she from Columbia? Is her favorite color Magenta?
Me: 41, INFP
Her: 46, ESFJ
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So happy together!
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Char!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL US THAT THE SLAG IS A TRANSVESTITE????
OMGosh! Trannie love at it's highest! LOL! Yeah, but she's not a "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania," that's for sure!! She's from some other planet, Janet. Is she from Columbia? Is her favorite color Magenta? Well, hot patootie! I don't know! She sure likes to run with Riff Raff, though!!
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Char!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL US THAT THE SLAG IS A TRANSVESTITE????
OMGosh! Trannie love at it's highest! LOL! Yeah, but she's not a "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania," that's for sure!! She's from some other planet, Janet. Is she from Columbia? Is her favorite color Magenta? Well, hot patootie! I don't know! She sure likes to run with Riff Raff, though!! Rif would've NEVER! Still, it clears up some lingering questions I had...we KNEW it wasn't you...but little did we realize how NOT you it was...you just don't have the right equipment, dar! Sing it with me now: THERE'S A LIGHT OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE THERE'S A LI-HI-HI-ITE BURNIN' IN THE FIREPLA-ACE THERE'S A LI-I-ITE LI-I-ITE IN THE DARKNESS OF EVERy-BODY'S LIFE or my other favorite: From the day he was born, he was trouble. He was the thorn in his mother's side. She tried in vain, but he never caused her nothing but shame. He left home the day she died... From the day she was gone, all he wanted Was rock'n'roll, porn and a motorbike Shooting up junk He was a low-down, cheap little punk. Taking everyone for a ride... When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife What a guy Makes you cry Und I did. Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door and threw away the key... But he must been drawn into something Making him warn me in a note which reads (what's it say, what's it say?) "I'm outta my head, O hurry or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds..." When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife What a guy Makes you cry Und I did.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Me: 41, INFP
Her: 46, ESFJ
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[quote=Dealan-de]Char!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL US THAT THE SLAG IS A TRANSVESTITE????
OMGosh! Trannie love at it's highest! LOL! Yeah, but she's not a "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania," that's for sure!! She's from some other planet, Janet. Is she from Columbia? Is her favorite color Magenta? Well, hot patootie! I don't know! She sure likes to run with Riff Raff, though!! Rif would've NEVER! Still, it clears up some lingering questions I had...we KNEW it wasn't you...but little did we realize how NOT you it was...you just don't have the right equipment, dar! Sing it with me now: THERE'S A LIGHT OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE THERE'S A LI-HI-HI-ITE BURNIN' IN THE FIREPLA-ACE THERE'S A LI-I-ITE LI-I-ITE IN THE DARKNESS OF EVERy-BODY'S LIFE or my other favorite: From the day he was born, he was trouble. He was the thorn in his mother's side. She tried in vain, but he never caused her nothing but shame. He left home the day she died... From the day she was gone, all he wanted Was rock'n'roll, porn and a motorbike Shooting up junk He was a low-down, cheap little punk. Taking everyone for a ride... When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife What a guy Makes you cry Und I did. Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door and threw away the key... But he must been drawn into something Making him warn me in a note which reads (what's it say, what's it say?) "I'm outta my head, O hurry or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds..." When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife What a guy Makes you cry Und I did. [/quote] Well, that's fine. I like my equipment just the way it is!! LOL!! Yeah, he could have let me know, really, it would have saved me a lot of trouble!! But then...I wouldn't have met all you great people!! (Heh heh hehhhh...it would have saved HIM a lot of trouble, too! More trouble than you can shake a stick at!!) Okay...second verse!! Sing it, Rif!! "The darkness must go...down the river, of night's dreaming.... Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming...into my liiii-iii-iiiife....into my liiii-iii-iii-iii-iii-iiiiiiife!" Chorus!!!! Yeah...I love the other one, too...I still remember the replies... Dr. Scott: From the day he was born... Not the night but the day!He was trouble... Not Monopoly but Trouble!He was the thorn... Not the rose but the thorn!In his mother's side... Not the back but the side!She tried in vain... Not the artery but the vein!But he never caused her nothing but shame... Shame, shame, shame!Heeeee left hoooome the day she died... It's Rockin' Scott!! And here's a song I WON'T be singing to Gray: But a deltoid and a biiiiicep! A hot groin and a tricep... Makes me...Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - SHAKE! Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the.............ha-aaa-aaa-aaand... In just seven days, And seven nights! Ohhhhhh, Baby!! I can make you a maaaaaaaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaan.... I don't want no...dissension.... Just...dynamic tension... Janet: I'm a muscle faaa-aaan!In just seven days... And seven nights!I can make you a maaaaaaaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaan.... DIG IT!! If you caaa-aaa-aaa-aaan... In just seven days... And seven nights!I can make you a man... *cue wedding march*
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Re. Gray's blog:
"It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control ...
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no no no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again! "
me - 47  H - 39  married 2001 DS 8a  DS 8b :crosseyedcrazy: (Why is DS7b now a blockhead???) (Ack! Now he's not even a blockhead, just a word! That's no fun!)
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Re. Gray's blog:
"It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control ...
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no no no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again! " LMAO!! GOOD one!! And so true!! Dang! Now I want to go home and get my DVD so I can do audience participation for my grandma. She already thinks I'm nuts...sss'ok!!!! "I'm a wild and an untamed thing! I'm a bee with a deadly sting!! You get a hit and your mind goes PING! Your heart pumps and your blood will sing! So let the party and the sounds rock on... I'm gonna shake it 'til the rock has gone... Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain!" And THEN: Riff-"Frank-n-furter...it's all over...your mission is a failure...your lifestyle's too extreme... I'm your new commander...you now are my prisoner...we return to Transylvania...prepare the transmit beeeeeeeeeeeeam!!" Wait!! I can explain!! (This BETTER be GOOD!!)
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