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She needs work on the long game.
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I obviously haven't read this whole thread but am I understanding that your ONE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER needs work on the long game of golf?
Is that because she told you that or because you are just forcing your interests on your child who probably hasn't even been walking for very long and who probably doesn't make complete sentences yet...much less has the capability to understand a game of golf?
That's a bit crazy!!! But, hilarious at the same time. Poor kid.
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And why the screen name? Where dawn0 through dawn012364 already taken? I would have gotten frustrated and quit long before then. Gudonya!
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That was really quite feeble minded to say the least. Dawn is my name and 012365 is my birthday!!!
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Feebleminded? Obviously you HAVE read the entire thread.
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Actually, I only read from where you said you were having your one year old child taking golf lessons...
Guess we can't all be genius'--you seem to have that category all wrapped up!!!
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You are fighting a duel of wits with an unarmed (or one-armed) man and it is almost midnight so I need sleep.
I have two DDs. I call them DD1 (the elder) and DD2 (the younger).
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Sorry Pio...think I misunderstood. I actually thought you were giving a 1 year old golf lessons...couldn't believe that.
My bad!!!
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Well Tiger Woods' parents did it.
I'm not that obsessive.
Besides I really don't want DD1 to grow up and marry a Swedish bikini model.
But I still have the nightmares...
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And if I referenced DD1 and DD2 by their actual ages, I would have to update all these posts every year. Since we can't edit a post after 0.000004 picoseconds, that is a daunting task.
DD1 is 10 as of this minute.
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Pio,
I'm an idiot sometimes...can't help it...I'm from the South you know!!!
Why are you one armed?
And, I can see your point about the Swedish bikini model delimma...
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He beed from the South too.
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That's right - I don't got ancestors - they beed incestors.
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I'm from the South you know!!! Hey Cuz!
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Well, if you hadn't given up your reincarnation dream so soon, you could have been Thong of the South.
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They'd hardly be of any use if they DIDN'T stretch, now would they?
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The visual of a thong stretching is horrifying from here.
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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Well, of COURSE, it's horrifying to you. You're living Down Under, after all!  tl
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OMG...I am LMAO here... You guys are hilarious!!! If you want a good laugh you should see the link I put on the Good laugh for the day thread!!! Little guy from Tennessee I believe!!! They got lots of inbreedin going on there!!! But, I am from Gawgia.
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