*****WARNING*******

If you are eating, please walk away slowly and return after a reasonable amount of time.

I'm doing this for your own good!

Ok.... if you are sans food...proceed
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You really Can fall in love with anybody...

if you allow them to meet your needs....

Here's the proof!

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

God's Blessings,

Say

Oh man, I was eating lunch when I read this. This article should come with a warning. I just ruined a perfectly good meal.

This has to be a joke. Please tell me it's a joke.

Reminds me of an email joke I received:

Wally's Wedding Night

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.
Again he is ready for more 'action.'
Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'
And, once again they enjoy ! each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......'You mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages

@ ImStaying



Writer1 - sorry bout the meal... I added a little disclaimer

O.M.G

were to start... co-dependant, mummy issues from both...

and that poor baby!

LOVE the 85 year old man story.

I would like to point out that the people in the OP story are NOT from my home state of AL. Thank God!

If they're not from Alabama, they must be from the town where I currently live, which we fondly refer to as the "little South of the West." No offense Luri, or other Southerners.

The South indeed....

You might be a redneck if.....

Your children are also your great grandchildren.

Or you might just be crazy.

Even Jeff Foxworthy can't top this! Git 'er done!