I went to my mail box today, not expecting much ..

I got an envelope (actually SEVERAL envelopes) with lots of LOVE tucked inside.

YOU all know WHO you are.

I am completely overcome with gratitude.

THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH.

This could not have come at a better time.
I feel healthier already.

We hope your recovery is going well, dear friend..

You are so wonderful.
I can't thank you enough.

Apparently they know where you live...

Be afraid....Be very afraid.

(You're welcome...and we're all just fortunate you r feeling better)

W's

Hooray to the postman for delivering love and happiness!

Hugs, Pep!
Are you a knitter, per chance?
Miss Bliss

No ma'am. I do not knit.
Why do you ask?

Only because I have found it to be therapeutic. I've knitted for years.

Knitters give good gifts.

Knitters are 'crafty' like that. tee hee...

Dear friends ....

I've been swimming in that old Egyptian river for about a week.
I finally 'came clean' with my husband and my physician.

Not doing so well.

Need yet another anesthetized 'tunnel procedure'. Yippie ! This will be #4 in 12 months.

Tell me some jokes.

That's what I'd like from y'all.

Hope this makes you laugh

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?























The BALLS.

Sorry, I know, it is bad. But it's the first one the muppets thought of. It's probably because IT'S SNOWING HERE TODAY.

I'll be back for more. You take care of yourself, ya hear?

Warning, more cheesiness to follow. (I need to keep it CLEAN people )

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

There's a really LONG one that I think you would enjoy Pep. Here's the link.

http://www.ahajokes.com/ani009.html

It's about CATS.

Here's one of my favorites. I'm going to print it in its entirety, and then throw the spoiler in at the bottom


This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.):

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Bawhahaha. At first, being Newfoundland, I thought it was gonna be bad against Canadians but it wasn't. Hehehehe. Maybe it's not well-known in other parts of the world that we Canadians make fun of Newfies? The whole, "how many Newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 99 to spin the house"

Oh no, there go those muppets again.