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Can I threadjack to rant for a minute?
Thanks to certain posters who will remain nameless, but have been all over multiple threads today, I came home this afternoon, and Prisca laughs at every other sentence out of my mouth, because she sees it as a double entendre!
If you are serious about saving your marriage, you can't get it all on this forum. You've got to listen to the Marriage Builders Radio show, every day. Install the app! Married to my radiant trophy wife, Prisca, 19 years. Father of 8. Attended Marriage Builders weekend in May 2010 If your wife is not on board with MB, some of my posts to other men might help you.
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Seriously, when I read that post about slapping the salami, I laughed so hard there were tears rolling down my face. I am going to have to avoid the deli counter altogether now. 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Seriously, when I read that post about slapping the salami, I laughed so hard there were tears rolling down my face. I am going to have to avoid the deli counter altogether now. I'm just praying you leave the vegetables alone. 
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Try an industrial strength lubricant?  You are a warped man, HHH. And I say that with friendly affection. 
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And yes, we even know about Chef Boyardee! Fine Eye-talian cuisine. I wait for very special occasions to bring out the Chef. We're talking cloths napkins, here, folks. ![[Linked Image from spanalaskasales.com]](http://www.spanalaskasales.com/media/Chef-Boyardee-Beef-Ravioli.gif)
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You know that Mel can meet all four of the intimate needs while driving?
DRIVING! rofl.
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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Try an industrial strength lubricant? You are a warped man, HHH. And I say that with friendly affection. Oh, I'm not that warped. I personally use surgical lubricants...
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." - Michael Shermer
"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." - Samwise Gamgee LOTR
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Whew....glad to have my grocery shopping completed prior to all this silly nonsense.....
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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And yes, we even know about Chef Boyardee! Fine Eye-talian cuisine. I wait for very special occasions to bring out the Chef. We're talking cloths napkins, here, folks. yum......... now I am hungry for eye-talian food !!!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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True story: I am trying to find Chef Boy Ar Dee Lasagna - it is no longer on the store shelves anywhere that I've looked. It's the box kind: ![[Linked Image from static.caloriecount.about.com]](http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/chef-boyardee-lasagna-kit-72455.jpg) Anyone seen it on their store shelves?
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True story: I am trying to find Chef Boy Ar Dee Lasagna - it is no longer on the store shelves anywhere that I've looked. It's the box kind: Anyone seen it on their store shelves? Conagrafoods recalled all the kits. Seems somebody put hard salami in the meat sauce. Actually...it appears the kits were discontinued and no longer available anywhere online that I can see. Mr. W
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"agree to disagree" = Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.
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True story: I am trying to find Chef Boy Ar Dee Lasagna - it is no longer on the store shelves anywhere that I've looked. You silly yankee!  You should make it genuine like I do using Ragu and cottage cheese! Out of a box!! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Seems somebody put hard salami in the meat sauce. We have some salami lovers around here!
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Seems somebody put hard salami in the meat sauce. We have some salami lovers around here! You just can't beat salami
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True story: I am trying to find Chef Boy Ar Dee Lasagna - it is no longer on the store shelves anywhere that I've looked. You silly yankee! You should make it genuine like I do using Ragu and cottage cheese! Out of a box!! Sorry to tell you...Ricotta beats cottage cheese every time.
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True story: I am trying to find Chef Boy Ar Dee Lasagna - it is no longer on the store shelves anywhere that I've looked. You silly yankee! You should make it genuine like I do using Ragu and cottage cheese! Out of a box!! Sorry to tell you...Ricotta beats cottage cheese every time. it's all the same in Texas, Bubba....
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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True story: I am trying to find Chef Boy Ar Dee Lasagna - it is no longer on the store shelves anywhere that I've looked. You silly yankee! You should make it genuine like I do using Ragu and cottage cheese! Out of a box!! Sorry to tell you...Ricotta beats cottage cheese every time. it's all the same in Texas, Bubba....
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Actually...it appears the kits were discontinued and no longer available anywhere online that I can see.
Mr. W Yeah, I figured. :::weeping::: I was just hoping maybe I'd missed something in an online search.
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You silly yankee! You should make it genuine like I do using Ragu and cottage cheese! Out of a box!! No, it has to be pure, unadulterated Chef. I've got a home-cooked recipe that is yummy, but I'm craving that kit. Dangit. ETA: Loving the Ragu and cottage cheese! Sounds like MY recipe! You don't use that heathen ricotta cheese, do you? 
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