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Did you see who has a recently published book on the market? Jenny Lawson of Beyonce the Giant Metal Chicken Fame a.k.a. "The Bloggess" Here's the link to the book~~~> Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir It's hysterical! You gotta read it -- If for no other reason than it's written by a LIBERAL TEXAN and that will drive Mel nuts! I got the audio version because I am redoing our fireplace and I wanted something to listen to besides music -- It was an 8 hour listen and I'm still only about 1/4 of the way finished with the fireplace! GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mrs. W
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If for no other reason than it's written by a LIBERAL TEXAN and that will drive Mel nuts! Liberal Texan - someone who thinks magazines should be limited to 10 rounds and that chili should have beans in it. Didn't Mel move to Oklahoma? Can I call her a yankee now? 
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If for no other reason than it's written by a LIBERAL TEXAN and that will drive Mel nuts! Liberal Texan - someone who thinks magazines should be limited to 10 rounds and that chili should have beans in it. Didn't Mel move to Oklahoma? Can I call her a yankee now?  LOL Bit -- But you bettah remembah that Mel ain't no liberal Texan 'fore you go to callin' her a [GASP] Yankee -- 'Sides, iffin' I said you could call her a Yank for living in OK, then that'd be sayin' you could call me the same fer livin' in MI -- and that is a BIG NO-NO! You can take the girl outta the South, but you can NEVAH take the South outta the girl! Mrs. W ![[Linked Image from dgrin.com]](http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/curtsey.gif)
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Mrs. W I will get it and read it. You 'da bomb!
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iffin' I said you could call her a Yank for living in OK, I am a Texan, and I have the right to call Mel a Yankee for living in OK. Even if she ever moves back.
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Mel's an Oakie. It's a simple fact, Jack.
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Mel the Oakie Wild Indian.
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You can take the girl outta the South, but you can NEVAH take the South outta the girl! Well bless your heart! ![[Linked Image from smileystore.com]](http://www.smileystore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/12105.jpg)
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Liberal Texan - someone who thinks magazines should be limited to 10 rounds and that chili should have beans in it. Chili ALWAYS has beans in it. REAL chili, that is. 
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If for no other reason than it's written by a LIBERAL TEXAN and that will drive Mel nuts! Liberal Texan - someone who thinks magazines should be limited to 10 rounds and that chili should have beans in it. Didn't Mel move to Oklahoma? Can I call her a yankee now?  LOL Bit -- But you bettah remembah that Mel ain't no liberal Texan 'fore you go to callin' her a [GASP] Yankee -- 'Sides, iffin' I said you could call her a Yank for living in OK, then that'd be sayin' you could call me the same fer livin' in MI -- and that is a BIG NO-NO! You can take the girl outta the South, but you can NEVAH take the South outta the girl! Mrs. W ![[Linked Image from dgrin.com]](http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/curtsey.gif) This is absolutely, positively, without a doubt, the BEST stuff I've seen!!! As a Native Texan, Remember something though... "Don't Mess With Texas!" Or, in Melody Lane's case: "Don't Mess With TEXANS!" LOL
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Forgot to mention one very important fact ~ ~ ~ Once a TEXAN ~ ~ ~ ALWAYS A TEXAN!!! LOL
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If for no other reason than it's written by a LIBERAL TEXAN and that will drive Mel nuts! Liberal Texan - someone who thinks magazines should be limited to 10 rounds and that chili should have beans in it. Didn't Mel move to Oklahoma? Can I call her a yankee now?  No; Okies are not Yankees.Oklahoma was Confederate. In fact there was a great Cherokee Confederate General that was among the very last to surrender to Union Troops.
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...great Cherokee Confederate General that was among the very last to surrender...
Stand Watie. (What's the opposite of an Oklahoma "Sooner"?)
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Glad I clicked on this thread, I NEED that book!! LOL I remember reading her blog about the giant metal chicken before and had forgotten about it
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Hmmm...thinking about the big metal chicken post and the fact that Mr. W and I will celebrate our 15th wedding anniversary next month... Whacha'y'all think about this guy ringing our doorbell on that special day?~~~~> LINK To quote The Bloggess, I'm thinkin': "Best. 15th anniversary. ever." Mrs. W
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Nothing says "I love you" louder than a bronze ape-man.
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Nothing says "I love you" louder than a bronze ape-man. Yup! Hope y'all will indulge me, I just gotta brag about Mr. W a bit. My birthday is this week. My inlaws will be out of town, so they wanted to take me out to celebrate this past Friday night. Long story short, Mr. W called at the last minute to tell DD12 and I that we would have to meet him at the restaurant as he had gotten tied up at work. We get there -- give Mr. W a change of clothes and greet my inlaws. We are in the lounge having a nice conversation and Mr. W gets back from changing and says, "Don't you want to say hi to my cousin and his new girlfriend" -- while gesturing toward a table just beyond ours. I look over and lo and behold there sits one of my dearest friends from Atlanta that I haven't seen in ions -- He had flown her in for the weekend as part of his gift to me!!! The whole set up was super elaborate, but I won't bore you all with the details -- just suffice it to say that it took A LOT of work and planning... Oh yeah, and he did much the same thing at Christmas with another one of my dear friends. He's amazing -- and that's a giant understatement! Mrs. W
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Honestly - the things some men will do to get a woman into bed...
Happy birthday MrsW!
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You can take the girl outta the South, but you can NEVAH take the South outta the girl! Well bless your heart! ![[Linked Image from smileystore.com]](http://www.smileystore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/12105.jpg) Holy crap! You posers were over calling me a yankee dawg!!  I nevah!! 
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If for no other reason than it's written by a LIBERAL TEXAN and that will drive Mel nuts! Liberal Texan - someone who thinks magazines should be limited to 10 rounds and that chili should have beans in it. Didn't Mel move to Oklahoma? Can I call her a yankee now?  No; Okies are not Yankees.Oklahoma was Confederate. In fact there was a great Cherokee Confederate General that was among the very last to surrender to Union Troops. thankyew, Forest! 
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