<BR>My SIL just sent this and I thought it was funny....hope you enjoy!!!!<P>A man was walking along a California beach and was in deep prayer to the Lord. He said, "Lord, you have promised to give me the desires of my heart. That's what I am asking you right now. Please give me a confirmation that you will grant my wish?"<P>Suddenly, the sky clouded up over his head and the Lord in a booming voice spoke to him. "I have searched your heart and determined it to be pure. The last time I issued a blank wish request, it was to Solomon. He didn't disappoint me with his request for wisdom. I think I can trust you won't disappoint me either, because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish you ask for."<P>The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm deadly afraid of flying and get very sick on boats. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over there to visit whenever I want?"<P>The Lord laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...How much steel!!! Your request is very materialistic and frankly, a little disappointing. I could do it, but it's hard for me to justify your craving for wordly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify Me as well."<P>The man thought about it for a long time, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "Here's the deal Lord, I've been married and divorced four times. My wives have always said that I don't care and that I am insensitive."<P>So here is my wish.....I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment....I want to know why they are crying....I want to know what they really mean when they say "nothing"....I want to know how to make them truly happy....<P>That's the wish I want, Lord."<P>After a few minutes, God said....<P>"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"<P>

Made me laugh, too!!!!<P>Lori

Sounds about right to me! (present company excluded of course)<P>May the Lord Bless You and Keep You, <BR>John

LOL

My H sent me that joke just last week.It's cute and shows how difficult we can be to understand sometimes!!! (he,he,he)

LOL!!

I don’t get it.

ME EITHER?????