Ok, I've been toying with this idea over on the D/D board.... <P>I still have custody of the infamous <B>Fryin' Pan</B>, and I'm here to offer my services.... cyber and in real life (split airfare for a visit! ).<P>Just post who, what for, when, where, why... and I'll post a good sound <B><I>THWACK, THUMP, THUD, WACK</B></I> or any combo of the above as needed!<P>Hope there's not a lot of call for this, but I'm ready.... my golf game has improved my swing and my strength!!<P>Thoughts & Prayers,<BR>B<P>------------------<BR>There are deep sorrows and killing cares in life, but the encouragement and love of friends were given us to make all difficulties bearable. <BR>-- John Oliver Holmes<P>The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.<BR>-- Elie Wiesel<P><BR>

hey, pssst..<P>over here...<P>hey!! watch it with that thing!!!...<P>yeah, so Deb sent me....<P>said you would know what to do...<P>cheques in the mail.<P><BR>Dylan..<P>------------------<BR>"The journey into darkness has been long and cruel, and you have gone deep into it."<BR>~ A Course in Miracles

Butterfly!<P>You made me smile!! Tonight of all nights I really needed it!! I was speaking of a proverbial "Baseball Bat" earlier myself! But a fryin pan works too!! and I am in Florida with lots of golf courses! Wish I had the money for the airfare! LOL! LOL! <P>------------------<BR>Lila<BR>Forgiving is hard, Forgetting is harder BUT it is not impossible

Butterfly<BR>I've broken a few 2X4's and the odd hockey stick.....didn't we have some arrangement about Bimbo hunting?

Hey Guys,<P>I understand the legal kill limit for OP's interferring in your marriage is 2 here in Pennsy.<P>It's duck season, it's rabbit season, it's duck season, it's rabbit season, it's OP season.<P>The only problem is that you still need a license and can not use automatic weapons. DRAT!<P>Sorry, in advance for any that are offended. Where the hell is that grenade launcher? <P>Just kidding, it's right next to the AK47.<P><BR><P>------------------<BR>"It's not over till we say it's over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? H*ll no!" Blutto...Animal House 1984<P>Wishing us all the Best.<P>Medic

Man Medic you slay me. Laughing so hard I'm gonna pee my pants. That was sooooo funny. One of my fav cartoons. <P>Hey Butterfly, in dire need of a HUGE Wacko, Smacko, Thud, Thump and a Crunch here in Gig Harbor. Just look for the biggest Bonehead and that'll be my H. Feel free to use any weapon of your choice as long as it effectively leaves a BIG DENT. Might be an improvement.<P>Make sure you save the fire arm assault weapons for the OW tho. That is after you've zapped her a few times with a stun gun. Aim for those silicone boobs.<P>Require this service at least once a week until recovery kicks in and fog lifts.<P>Using plastic, you take Master Card?<P>------------------<BR>Jo<P>Josie_Res@Hotmail.com<P>"Remain flexible like a reed, as opposed to an oak that will snap in the wind"

Dylan, I read your post.... here it goes....<BR>Duet.... oh Duet.....<BR><B>TWACK.... BAM..... SMACK.... THUNK.... KABLAM!!</B> (I'm counting on your check being good )<P>Ok, Lila.... I'll be in Orlando in October... can you wait that long?? Just in case you can't, here's a cyber to pass on.. <BR><B>WACK.... CLUNK..... THUD.... BOOM!!!!</B><P>Hey Wassi Gal!!! Here's a Bimbo crunch....<BR><B>BLAMO... SMACK... THUNK... WHOP... THWACK... WHAM!!!</B> (if you didn't read my thread on D/D.... the Twinky's H moved them out of state, and now I'm allowed to go to X's work again.... what a dumb @$$ he is).<P>Medic & Jo, OP bashing is coming up.... <B>WACK.... THUMP..... THUD.... CRUNCH.... BASH!!!</B> And here's a WS pan smack for General Purpose .... <B>BASH.... SMASH.... POW.... WACK.... THUMP!!!</B><P>Jo, I can probably manage to work out something for the plastic .... and my weapon of choice is my X's grandmother's cast iron frying pan.... she gave it to me so I could "keep him in line, just like I did his grandfather"... too bad it didn't work , but X's head was thicker than cast iron.... go figure!<P>Well, have a good night all.<BR>B<P>

Oh, Butterfly - I'm so glad you showed up with the frying pan!! I had wondered where it had gone!!<P>I've used up all my 2X4's and there are no frozen salmon left and PT is going to drive me to drink!!! <P>Robert's being wonderful, but this girl could seriously use a good whack with the frying pan! <P>Thanks a bunch - I'm forever in your debt.<P>Lori

Lori,<P>Glad to hear Robert is shaping up! <P>Here's a little "treat" for PT....<BR><B>WACK.... THUD..... BAM.... KAPOW!!!!!</B><P>If need be, I'll visit again.... anyone who serves poptarts & bacon for dinner may need followup treatments! <P>B

OKAY ... that's enough.<P>Can one of you kind folks please point me to the notorious "Poptart & Bacon for Din Din" thread.<P>I've just gotta read it.<P>------------------<BR>Jo<P>Josie_Res@Hotmail.com<P>"Remain flexible like a reed, as opposed to an oak that will snap in the wind"

Oh, Butterfly, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!<P>Now, can I count on you to come by after each of her twice-weekly phone calls!<P>(Hey, at least that's DOWN from 5-6 per day!!)<P>Lori

Lori, <BR>Any time!!! Just let me know, and I'll Wack her for you.<P>Jo,<BR>PT (Pop's Tart), is Lori's H's FORMER OW. The reason we call it PT is because it got upset one night when Lori's H ate dinner w/ Lori.... PT had planned a gormet meal of Pot Tarts and Baccon (which she had thawed special for his supper ).<BR>Lori, did I leave anything out??<P>Flutterby

Well, Butterfly, you left out the part where we all laughed our heads off at PT. <P>Lori, you must update us on these calls, no fair not telling us what excuse she uses and what the little bit.. err bimb.. err person has to say. I'm nosey you know that !<P><P>------------------<BR>Just call me - Deb<BR>------------------------<BR>The only day I can do anything about is today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not yet mine.<P>Hepatitis C, educate yourself ! <A HREF="http://hepatitis-central.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://hepatitis-central.com/</A>