<BR>OK, it's 4:00am and I still can't sleep, so......<P>Have you ever wondered what they wear under those Kilts?<P><BR>A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whiskey at the local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to take a quick nap, his back against a tree. As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.<P>When they came to the source of it, one said,"I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt." So she boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt and saw what nature had provided him with. Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's thank him for the education." Whereupon she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently tied it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman.<P>Sometime later, the man was awakened by the call of nature. He walked around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and bewilderment filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon, tied neatly in a bow.<P>After several moments passed, he said," I dinna know where ye been laddie, but it's nice ta' see ye won fierst prize!!"<P>TeeHee!!!!!!<P>Hugs,<P>Sheba<P>PS.....sleep, I need sleep!!!<BR> <p>[This message has been edited by Sheba (edited July 28, 2000).]

Good one, <P>I can't sleep at night either, that's why I work the graveyard shift.<P>Hope you get some rest.<P>Later,<BR>Jason

Thanks Unseen2 -<P>That's what I get for doing divorce law research till 1:30......<P>My mind is a washing machine with the brain just swishing around!!!!!<P>ACK!!!!<P>Hugs,<P>Sheba

LOL!!!!<P>You do need sleep, dear girl! I loved it!<P>Lori

I first heard that one done as a bawdy song some 20 yrs ago... it's been one of our faves ever since... DuncanMac's a scotsman !<P>Thanks for another laugh over it, Sheba!

<P>...not dirty at all... just good bawdy fun!

Sheba, <P>LOL, thanks for the laugh. <P>Dana<BR>

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Oh Sheba ! That was GREAT ! ROFL ! I am soooo glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that !<BR>

Hi Sheba<P>I'm a scot living in Australia. I loved your joke.<P>FET