I'm sitting here have some cheese, wine and crackers. In that order. And I thought of a riddle for you all.<P>Q. What is worse than a dead dog on a piano?<P><BR>A. An infected [censored] on an organ!<P><BR>Remind you of anything?!<P>Here is a joke, hope it releaves SOME of the stress. Goodness knows I have enough of my share. So lets share some laughter for a change.<P>And God Created Man....<P>One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.<P>Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."<P>Smiling, God explained, "I've got two organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."<P>Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could possibly be the bad news?" <P>God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."<P>Sorry guys, no offense to you. Just needed to laugh..............<P>I'm tired of crying, I would rather have tear through laughter for a change.

COnsidering the state my H is in that could be a true story in creation. We need a few laughs.<P>------------------<BR>di<P>

I remember when H told me of infidelity I couldn't laugh much less chuckle for more than a month. I was and still am to some extent a ZOMBIE. But, I love to laugh and miss it. I use to send Jokes to an Uncle in Florida. Haven't this month or last. He probably thinks I died.

Tee Hee!

I just spit my drink on my keyboard!!!<P>Bill<P>------------------<BR>BB<BR>

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!<P>Thanks, d2!!!!! <P>I REALLY needed the laugh!!!! (sorry gents!!)<P>I know exactly what you mean about the laughter!!! I lost my sense of humor and the upbeat way of life for two years with this.....I was able to find it again with the help of some very special people here!!!! I will forever be grateful to them for bringing ME back!!<P>Hugs,<P>Sheba

Bill;<P>Sorry about your keyboard. From now on when I post a joke or riddle be more prepared. LOL. <P>Sheba;<P>I'm glad you found your sense of humor again.<BR>And in the future if I can be of any help with that, let me know. Just wish I could laugh now, there isn't anyone smiling in this house tonight. SIGH...............

Thanx Thanx Thanx Thanx Thanx Thanx Thanx <P>Merry X-Mas<P>Alex

devastated,<P>Thanks! I did LOL on both of these. Gosh, I am in desperate need of some cheering up.<P>I have a boy living here - a friend of one of my sons. He and I have been having long talks this week. I told him last night that God brought him to our house so he and I could help each other..his Mom is a drug addict. This is a REALLY good kid...working to put himslef through EMT school. He just came back from his house to see about me...he desperately needs a good Mother role model...the Lord does provide for us in our time of need.<P>Roll Me Away<P>------------------<BR>"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things in which smiles and kindnesses and small obligations, given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart and secure comfort."<P>Sir Humphry Davy<BR>

d2 - The Adam joke is certainly true of MY equipment. That's how I got into this mess in the first place. If I'd been thinking when I met my my W.... But then my brain was not where the blood supply was going! Merry Christmas,<P>--Wex

wexwill;<P>Same thing with my H. I now think his brain has been without the proper blood supply so long that his brain is suffering from starvation. I've heard of brain farts, brain lock, but he is having a severe case of brain alienation! <P>Hope you have recovered and if so could you give advice on how H can get enough brain cells back to listen and learn a few things?<BR>