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So Jayhawk... if it's a war you want, then you've got one! <P>Eating chocolate is always an orgasmic experience. <P>Chocolate is dark, rich, and satisfying. <P>Chocolate is mentally stimulating. <P>Chocolate always smells good. <P>Chocolate doesn't complain when you want to cuddle up with it. <P>Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before. <P>You can suck on a piece of chocolate for a really long time. <P>Your friends always like chocolate. <P>Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth. <P>You always know if someone else has eaten any of your chocolate. <P>One taste and you can't help but want more. <P>Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth. <P>You're never disappointed when you open the wrapper. <P>Chocolate satisfies every time. <P>When chocolate melts in your mouth it tastes good. <P>You can tell just by looking at it, that it's not been in someone else' mouth. <P>It doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning. <P>If it gets soft, a few seconds in the refridgerator will make it hard again. <P>You can read the label and know what it's made of. <P>Chocolate always hits the spot. <P>If you love me, you'll swallow that" gives real meaning when it comes to chocolate. <P>Size really doesn't matter. <BR>
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A man walks into a building and gets into the lift. He preses the button for the fifth floor. At the fifth floor, the most stunning woman he has ever seen gets into the lift and leans seductively against the wall. The man doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous. The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor. At this stage the guy is getting very nervous. Then she says "Make a woman out of me". He unbuttons his shirt, throws it on the floor and replies - "Iron that"
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Is that the best comeback you can do??? I thought you were better than that!!!! -Java
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Jayhawk,<P>Good one!!!<P>LOL LOL LOL LOL
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OK, I have to know,<P>Is there <B>ANYTHING</B> that's not better than men???<P>Oh yeah, that would be girls...... duh!!!<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again
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