Computers are Like Men...<P>In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.<BR>They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.<BR>They have a lot of data but are still clueless.<BR>As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.<BR>They hear what you say, but not what you mean.<P>Computers are Like Women...<P>No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.<BR>The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.<BR>Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.<BR>As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.<BR>You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.<P>From the help desk support staff member of your beloved federal government--CJ! <P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

CJ<P>Thanks for the laughs, I needed it

Thanks CJ!!!!<P>Considering my mood, I needed that!<BR> <P><BR> <BR>