FOURSOME<P>Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the Others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."<P>The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."<P>The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?<P>The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.<BR><p>[This message has been edited by sballplyr (edited August 08, 2001).]

God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a<BR>valley?"<P>and God explained it to him.<P>Then God said, "Cross the river" And Adam said "What's a river?"<P>and God explained it to him.<P>And then said, "Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a hill?"<P>and God explained it to him.<P>Then he told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a<BR>cave," and Adam said, "What's a cave?"<P>And God explained that to him.<P>"In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam said, "What's a woman?"<BR>So God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce." And<BR>Adam said, "How do I do that?"<P>So God explained it to him.<P>So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the<BR>hill,<BR>and into<BR>the cave, and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back.<P>God said angrily, "What is it now?"<P>And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

Did Adam have a land speeder like they used in Star Wars?<BR>

LOL, LOL!!!<P>Hey that's not fair! Cinderella's post was funnier than the joke!!!

<B><Doing the Happy Dance><P>I am good!!!!!! </B><P>But my x doesn't have a clue! <BR>

Thanks Cinders,<P>You made me laugh for the first time since Saturday...I really appreciate that!<P>Here's another one!<P>ALLIGATOR WARNING <BR>> > <BR>> > Due to the extreme drought in Florida, the following caution was issued: <BR>> > <BR>> > The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, <BR>> > fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for <BR>> > alligators while in Bay, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange <BR>> > Counties. <BR>> > <BR>> > They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on <BR>> > their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. <BR>> > <BR>> > They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with <BR>> > an alligator. <BR>> > <BR>> > It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. <BR>> > People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and <BR>> > large adult alligator droppings. <BR>> > <BR>> > Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly <BR>> > bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and <BR>> > smell like pepper spray. <BR>