Thought this was hysterical! I 'stole' it from one of those multitudinous joke sites. Enjoy it!<BR>----------------------------------------------------------<BR>A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.<P>The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"<P>The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."<P>Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."<P>His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.<P>"How many sales did you make today?"<P>The kid says, "One."<P>The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"<P>Kid says, "$101,237.64."<P>Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"<P>Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."<P>The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"<P>Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"<BR>

LOL, LOL....hey you got a smile on my dial!!!!<P>No mean effort with my life at the moment!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cinderella:<BR><B>Thought this was hysterical! I 'stole' it from one of those multitudinous joke sites. Enjoy it!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>CINDERELLA,<P>OHMYGOSH!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY, I AM STILL LAUGHIN'.<BR>THANKS THANKS THANKS.<BR>ANNA<BR>

Cinderella, that was hysterical. Here is another for all to enjoy.<P>TOP 10 HE SAID/SHE SAID<P>10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.<P> She said...You wear briefs, don't you?<P>9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?<P> He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.<P>8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.<P> She said...Well, you succeeded.<P>7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'.<P> She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'<P>6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."<P> Wrtten just below it: "I do not"<P>5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"<P> She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "<P>4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'<BR> <BR> She said...'Who's gonna look?'<P>3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<P> She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.<P>2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.<P> She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.<P>and the number 1 "He said...She said"..<P><BR>1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?<P> She said...I would, but you're never there.<BR>

Oooooooh! That's good!

LOL, LOL, LOL!!!<P>Loved that too!!!I wish I could contribute, but all my jokes are on my pc in South Africa!

Yuck! That's no fun. But, I guess it means that you have to go and research some new jokes!!!!