CURSES<p>An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. <p>The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the *exact* words that were used to put the curse on you." <p>The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]

[img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Dear Jester, consider this your "pick me up".<p>How are you? How was Colorado?

Subject: Bush and Powell<p>President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, "Isn't that President Bush and Colin Powell sitting
over there ?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here ?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen ?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and
one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
[censored]?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!" <p> The mind of a six-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story.<p>One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went
up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The
teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"<p>One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy ****!
A talking chicken!'"<p>The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.