Here are a few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women. First, the questions from women:<p>Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.<p>Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.<p>Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. <p>Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.<p>Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.<p>And, from men:<p>Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?<p>Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the words "alimony" and "child support" mean anything to you?<p>Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.<p> [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]<p>[ March 04, 2002: Message edited by: Lady Clueless ]</p>

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LOL! Those were great!