because it is NEVER different than it was the LAST time they went after each other....
*snarl*
*growl*
yip-yip-yip
booooooooooooring
An Old Cowboy's Advice
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Every path has a few puddles.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches
you from the mirror every mornin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back
in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest
to God.
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