Well, here in cybersticks...we like to change things up a bit MF...LMAO...

Oh, Lord...the cajun has entered the room! LMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

(Pulling up slowly in a pimped out '70's Buick LaSabre convertible, with maroon crushed velvet seats, shag carpeting, and a pimped out stereo system blasting AC/DC "She got the JACK"...)

Yankee HO: Why...hi there! (batting fake eyelashes) Did I hear there is a PARTY going on in here? Because I LOVE a party.

(Pouring herself out of the pimped out ride, the Yankee HO is wearing skin tight leather pants two sizes too small and has a bad case of camel toe. Her pedicured toenails are painted fire engine red, and she's wearing her F-me toeless pumps)

Yankee HO: Where are the men? Where is the booze? Turn up the music, because I LOVE to dance...

(She begins to gyrate in a way that can only be described as having sex on the dancefloor. Her boobs are so big and fake, that they occasionally bounce completely out of her leather halter top.)

(She heads straight for the tequila.)

Yankee HO: Sooooo...who are you handsome? (In that low, sexy, scratchy Lauren Bacall voice.) What? You're married. Oh, what she doesn't know doesn't hurt her. You're kinda cute! Wanna buy me a drink?

You're out of money? (pouty lips)

NEXT!

(Seeing the hostess of this HO Down, she ditches her prey and heads over waiving her hand.)

Yankee Ho: Hi, Strivn. Thanks for throwing this open bar party! I can NEVER get enough! Hey, I brought you a gift...

(Stivn opens it slowly and suspiciously... Hmmm, a seemingly harmless can of peanuts.)

[color:"red"]...SURPRISE!!![/color]

A SNAKE in a can!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Strivn,

Gettin down to ones cultural roots where ever we are!!!

Fusion Ho Down's are happening all over the globe!

Makin the best of bad situations! WS just can't ruin everything!

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Wild Celtic Bagpipes




Bag Pipes& Didgeridoo Duet (Jigs)




Scotland the Brave Ho Down

WFCJ-LMAO that was great <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Kinda fits with CJ script. Needs a background song go with it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Brooks & Dunn

Hill Billy Deluxe

(Rushing to the hostess in an apparent panic, Yankee Ho trips on her F-me pumps and looks quite graceful.)

Yankee Ho: EXCUUUUSE me! Hostess!! Do you happen to have any safety pins? I seem to have had a "wardrobe malfunction" here!!

(As she adjusts her leather halter top to fit even TIGHTER--how can she breathe in that thing?--Yankee Ho spots another unknowing victim...'er....potential soulmate.)

Yankee Ho (running toward him, with the twins bobbing and weaving like a girl on a trampoline): Yoo Hoo!! Hi!!! (batting fake eyelashes)

I think another round of music is required....

Queen: Fat Bottomed Girls (giggle)

Well, ladies and gentlemen...

Yankee Ho...is the only contest in the Best Ho contest...

I Think that i saw someone walking around with tons of chains around his neck and another with some fish net thigh highs...

I'm wondering if they would like to introduce themselves...

Oh, the Best Ho contest does not discriminate..."come one, come ALL"... LMAO...

Male or female...the more the merrier!

Oh, let me go over here I think i see that Yankee Ho coming in my direction again...

"HELP!" :Running to the back of the Hall to hide in the bathroom"

My mascara is running!!!! My fishnets are running!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back (I like big butts)

:Frog walks into room and sees Yankee Ho's butt:

:One look from Frog:

Me so Horny-2 live Crew

:The dance floor clears and yankee Ho takes center stage:

OK, Yankee Ho - let us see your tootsie roll



Then let's do the dip

Oh my goodness, you all really know how to make me blush. Really, I would not ever be a Ho, I am too refined and I am just a Husband's "friend." I have .....safe relationships with husbands and can't help it if wives feel threatened. After all, as I said I would not ever be a Ho, notice I did not say I would never be a Ho. After all, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!

I just like to tease and flatter and get compliments!!!!!!!

I CAN'T HELP IT IF A HUSBAND MIGHT LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL THIS HO TALK IS STARTING TO MAKE ME........ANGRY................I AM A PERFECT LADY, BUT I CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(CLEAR THROAT, ADJUST SWEATER, PRIMP HAIR), LOOK AT MARRIED MAN/HUSBAND PROSPECT ADORINGLY

OH, Look out Yankee...you might have some COMpotetion in a different Form...

I've seen the type...not a hair out of place!....

SoccerMOMlike...

:Raising eyebrows and cocking head to side:

"What's that Frog up too? I haven't seen him in awhile!"

Someone please call Frog back to the dance floor...