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Your first thought on thread titles??? #2057248 05/13/08 08:36 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 This is completely off the subject, but it is a subject I love. I am talking about thread titles. I love reading them and we all know how to work them to get attention to our sitchs. In fact, I had just started a new thread right before MB went down because I could no longer edit mine. Of course, the stupid part is that once MB came back on....I still couldn't edit mine. It still aggivates me. So, I have to ask if I am the only one who does this. When you read one of the title's, depending on your mood, do you find yourself answering the title??? I do this ALL the time....here are some I have come up with.... Should I have contacted OW?......only if you tarred and feathered her New and need advice.....honey, don't we all Reality check-How do you handle a cake-eater?.....quit baking the cakes The rules of plan A-anyone want to play??....no I don't, but then my WS forgot to ask me Any then there is my all time favorite.... Intimate with husband day before cruise with OW???....try going on a cruise with husband when day before they had contact....ouch... I am not meaning to hurt anyones feelings, but dont you just sometime have some kind of comeback to these questions???? Seriously, my own comebacks have made me laugh at times, and these days sometimes that's all I really need....keep up the good titles guys..... not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2057254 05/13/08 08:52 PM Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,164 Dallas, TX B bitbucket Member bitbucket Member B Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,164 Dallas, TX There's a topic here in GQ2 titled 'Lust & Masterbation - Hurts Like Hell!'. I keep thinking that lube might help with that. Me - 44 DW - 39 Married 16 years DS10 DS6 DD4

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? bitbucket #2057256 05/13/08 08:56 PM Joined: May 2006 Posts: 303 Houston, TX C cathys01 Member cathys01 Member C Joined: May 2006 Posts: 303 Houston, TX Originally Posted by bitbucket There's a topic here in GQ2 titled 'Lust & Masterbation - Hurts Like Hell!'. I keep thinking that lube might help with that. LOL! I was thinking the same thing on this one... Me - BW/FWW Him - FWH/BH Still figuring it all out - but we're figuring it out TOGETHER <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? bitbucket #2057262 05/13/08 09:09 PM Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,560 R Resonance Member Resonance Member R Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,560 OMG---ME, TOO...ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Peace, LaLa FWW(me) 37 BS 38 DS 9 & 5 PA 7/06-8/06 Dday 2/17/07 Fogapalooza-My Babbly Beginning My Story

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Resonance #2057264 05/13/08 09:18 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Well....my brain must have been asleep on that one....dang.... but thanks for the laugh.....LOL....

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2057267 05/13/08 09:25 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 here's another.... Last chance to come clean....why?? Are your showers broken???

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? cathys01 #2057268 05/13/08 09:26 PM Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,278 D Dancing_Machine Member Dancing_Machine Member D Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,278 Ditto! LOL!!!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2057269 05/13/08 09:27 PM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon C cinderella Member cinderella Member C Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon Well, I was thinking they must be into pain....if it hurts, I'm not doing it.....why would you advertise it? So, if it hurts, STOP! Those were my thoughts.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2057272 05/13/08 09:29 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,316 Michigan M MrsWondering Member MrsWondering Member M Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,316 Michigan Hahahahaha!!! Funny stuff! One of my all time favorites was "Shaden's Log"...No comeback really, I just couldn't understand why he wanted to discuss his bathroom habits here! Mrs. W FWW ~ 47 ~ Me FBH ~ 50 ~ MrWondering DD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? MrsWondering #2057359 05/14/08 07:06 AM Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 80 A agedcadillac Member agedcadillac Member A Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 80 I still haven't clicked on that feminine hygiene products aisle thread yet for fear of the dreaded price check.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? agedcadillac #2057400 05/14/08 08:09 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 B BetterNow73 Member BetterNow73 Member B Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 Any title with 'unique situation" makes me chuckle BS ME 35, XWW 37, DS 7, DD 5, DS 5, D-day1 12-20-2007.Multiple Ddays Divorce 1/29/2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? BetterNow73 #2057403 05/14/08 08:15 AM Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,871 S silentlucidity Member silentlucidity Member S Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,871 I never opened IDIOTVILLE, because I assumed that's where all the waywards go... Me-BS-38 Married 1997; son, 8yo Divorced April 2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? silentlucidity #2057416 05/14/08 08:31 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458 T thndrnltng Member thndrnltng Member T Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458 Quote I still haven't clicked on that feminine hygiene products aisle thread yet for fear of the dreaded price check. I have the great Pepperband to thank for that title, the last of many title changes she made to the original thread as the conversation meandered around from topic to topic. This final one was given after I made a joke about Neak (my daughter) asking me to add feminine hygiene products for her to my shopping list, when she was UNFORTUNATELY unable to reach me by phone before I left for the store, and make her wishes known privately. She also requested some prophylactics (I must've accidentally gotten some amateur-phylactics instead becase she became pregnant shortly afterwards and didn't need any of the stuff that prompted the title change)...but the thread continued to be called by its new name until the chance to change it had passed, and we were stuck. I was just glad Pep hadn't choosen Prophylactic Paradise, or something like that! You've got to admit there isn't a lot of competition on MB to fill that particular conversational niche!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? thndrnltng #2057425 05/14/08 08:38 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp The thread that shall live in infamy ..... LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2057438 05/14/08 08:46 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458 T thndrnltng Member thndrnltng Member T Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458 I'm thinking in-famy is better than no-kind-of-famy at all! Even after the upgrade, when we let the original thread, with The Sad Saga of OtherSusan the Stupid, drift into well-deserved obscurity, we deliberately kept the title so we wouldn't feel lost, booted out of our happy little comfort zone. I love that title. After all these years, it still cracks me up every time I see it.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? thndrnltng #2057447 05/14/08 08:54 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,115 Louisiana B BetrayedCajun Member BetrayedCajun Member B Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,115 Louisiana Have ya'll seen the new commercials for the his and hers KY jelly. would be a nice topic for that thread Crazy Ladies!! BS 33 EXWW 35 DS 5 OM1 9/06 - 03/07 OM2 04/07 - present Divorced May 8, 2008

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? BetrayedCajun #2057455 05/14/08 09:03 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp I love the word infidelity misspelled in thread titles I am evil LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2057485 05/14/08 09:30 AM Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,871 S silentlucidity Member silentlucidity Member S Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,871 INFIDILITY is my favorite Me-BS-38 Married 1997; son, 8yo Divorced April 2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? silentlucidity #2057625 05/14/08 12:24 PM Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,819 S sdguy038 Member sdguy038 Member S Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,819 There was one thread titled "How can I tell if they're lying?" or something like that, and every time I saw it (assuming it is about a WS) I thought "because their lips are moving."

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? sdguy038 #2057715 05/14/08 02:05 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Here's another.... What drew you to Marriagebuilders???.....uhmmmm ws affair, duh What drew you to Marriagebuilders??....are you kidding, I came kicking and screaming

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? sdguy038 #2057716 05/14/08 02:05 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Originally Posted by sdguy038 There was one thread titled "How can I tell if they're lying?" or something like that, and every time I saw it (assuming it is about a WS) I thought "because their lips are moving." AMEN TO THAT ONE BROTHER........

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2057766 05/14/08 03:16 PM Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 387 C c00per Moderator Member c00per Moderator Member C Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 387 What is the best way to expose? ..... open your raincoat ! coop.r.mb@gmail.com Moderator

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? c00per #2057769 05/14/08 03:19 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,423 W wildhorses74 Member wildhorses74 Member W Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,423 That was toooooo funny, c00per!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? wildhorses74 #2057772 05/14/08 03:21 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,071 H hicktownmommy Member hicktownmommy Member H Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,071 That was EXACTLY my thought Cooper! HTM BW 37 (Me). F?WH 35. 06/97 Married. Three sons...4, 5, and 7. 06/04 EA begins (Unknown to me). 02/10/05 D-Day EA (Unknown PA). 02/24/08 D-Day LTA 3+ YEARS! (same OW).

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? agedcadillac #2057815 05/14/08 04:16 PM Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,541 A Amazin Member Amazin Member A Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,541 Originally Posted by agedcadillac I still haven't clicked on that feminine hygiene products aisle thread yet for fear of the dreaded price check. Here's my first post from that thread... Quote Neak, I just wanted to say that your thread title doesn't scare me off... I'm a father of 3 girls and one wayward wife...When my wife first asked me to get feminine products.... I was extremely embarrassed.... and it tickled her pink to be able to embarrass me... After a while I got wise to this ... And her attempts to embarrass me backfired.... I would go out of my way to embarrass her back...I would go down the isle and say in a voice loud enough for someone to hear me three isles over...”Honey didn’t you need a case of the super absorbent extra super ginormous gargantastic tampons?”... Or when we were in the checkout line just about the time the male clerk was about to ring us up...”Honey you forgot the case of super absorbent extra super ginormous gargantastic tampons.... do you want me to go get them for you?.... (Just in case you didn't know ... Gargantuan + Gigantic + Fantastic = Gargantastic...LOL...No it's not a real word... but I like it alot) It was all in good fun and we both got a chuckle out of the other people’s reactions more than anything else... So in closing.... Don’t be surprised if you see a thread named.... “Honey you forgot the case of super absorbent extra super ginormous gargantastic tampons.”....LOL BH, 46 STBXWW, 41, Serial Cheater D-Day #1 5-26-2006 (Our Wedding Aniversary) D-Day #2 12-26-2007 D-Day #3 5-11-2008 Separated 1-5-2008 STBX filed for divorce March 2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Amazin #2057957 05/14/08 09:31 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 ohhhhh....I love that one Cooper.... Here another... Is there any hope??....not today, ask me tomorrow

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2057980 05/14/08 10:29 PM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon C cinderella Member cinderella Member C Joined: May 2000 Posts: 15,150 Kingdom of Caerlon I think we need more funny threads!!! Laughter is good for you! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a hard day at work and I needed some laughter!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? cinderella #2057983 05/14/08 10:42 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Glad to oblidge, cinders.... Here's another..... "What qualities do you look for in a potential spouse?".....try one that is NOT an adulterer.....ps you do know this is a marriage building site, dealing with lots of infidility???

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2058303 05/15/08 12:17 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 I so wish I would have started this sooner, because there were so many in the past and now I find myself going back looking for them and others....here's one I found.... "To expose or not to expose"....depends on if you are looking for free room and board....

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2071704 06/11/08 09:46 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Got a new one folks.... "Recovery......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"... are you calling me??? Sorry but EVERY time I see this post, I think it is about me.....imagine my embarrassement when I opened it for the first time and discovered it wasn't about me.....MAN I am such a first born...... Last edited by not2fun; 06/11/08 09:47 AM.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2071771 06/11/08 11:09 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 B BetterNow73 Member BetterNow73 Member B Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 Originally Posted by not2fun Got a new one folks.... "Recovery......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"... are you calling me??? Sorry but EVERY time I see this post, I think it is about me.....imagine my embarrassement when I opened it for the first time and discovered it wasn't about me.....MAN I am such a first born...... so its all about you eh?...you sound just like the alien who took possesion of my wifes body for the last 8 months! Fortunatly that is all over. BS ME 35, XWW 37, DS 7, DD 5, DS 5, D-day1 12-20-2007.Multiple Ddays Divorce 1/29/2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2071790 06/11/08 11:36 AM Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 537 T TryTooHard Member TryTooHard Member T Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 537 Quote Got a new one folks.... "Recovery......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"... are you calling me??? Sorry but EVERY time I see this post, I think it is about me.....imagine my embarrassement when I opened it for the first time and discovered it wasn't about me.....MAN I am such a first born...... N2F, my very first thread here was titled "I think I've done everything wrong"... Man I'm such a middle child... BH(me): 40ish FWW:(ILMH) 28yo DS 3yo Married 7yrs Together 10 yrs ??? Spring '07 - Adultery Begins 8/25/07 - 1st D-day (week of our anniv.) 8/07 thru 5/08 - About a dozen D-days/Gaslighting/Flaunting/Fake Recoveries She finally quit on... 1/1/08 - First real NC attempt(Maybe?) 3/1/08 - Told me OM is an A**hole.(Hope?) 5/3/08 - D-day (Admitted to PA once) 5/4/08 - Latest D-day(Finally confessed to multiple EA/PA in our home) 5/8/08 - Present Struggling to hold on

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? TryTooHard #2071878 06/11/08 01:05 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,986 P princessmeggy Member princessmeggy Member P Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,986 How about a thread, "I can do no wrong." - Boy I'm such a baby of the family. Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage ********************* �In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.� Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2071953 06/11/08 02:49 PM Joined: May 2007 Posts: 387 M Ms_Manners Member Ms_Manners Member M Joined: May 2007 Posts: 387 Originally Posted by not2fun Any then there is my all time favorite.... Intimate with husband day before cruise with OW???....try going on a cruise with husband when day before they had contact....ouch... Been there, done that... Went on a cruise for my STBX Brother in law's wedding. Yep, WTBX was cranky and miserable the whole time. Picked fights, had headaches, would spend time online on the ship. He did have his husbandly moments... plenty of SF, hand holding, dinners, laughing etc. Came home from cruise (late at night) went to bed. Next day, we went out, shopping, and to visit my family. STBX was on his cell phone the whole drive... when we got to my sister's, he told me he would be in the house in a second, would just finish chatting on phone. 20 minutes later... guess who walks in? We go home, and he picks another fight... this one was really dramatic on his part. Up and leaves. Never did come home. So, here we are, 16 months later... yep, he is miserable, I am not. Poor guy. FBS - 28 Status: Divorced (thankfully)

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? BetterNow73 #2072318 06/12/08 08:51 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Originally Posted by betterorworse so its all about you eh?...you sound just like the alien who took possesion of my wifes body for the last 8 months! OF COURSE ITS ALL ABOUT ME...... and if I weren't so good natured, I'd be insulted by the second part, seeing as though I am the BS....lol....BUT hey, the "all about me" alien doesn't discriminate, they go for the men as well.....' not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? TryTooHard #2072320 06/12/08 08:56 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 that is funny TTT.....the funniest (or maybe ironic) part is that when we were in pre-marital counseling (required), the pastor told my parents that we probably shouldn't get married because WS and I are both first borns and according to research first borns should not marry because they can be so selfish......touche' Ms. Manners.....ouch....yep I know what you mean by BTDT. Though I have to say our cruise sounds like it went better than yours....ummmmm, maybe anyway (It probably helped that when I found out on the cruise that they had been emailing each other....I forwarded the emails to her H, let HIM know what was going on....). All I do know is that AFFAIRS SUCK...

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2072337 06/12/08 09:21 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 B BetterNow73 Member BetterNow73 Member B Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 N2F, comparing you to a wayward! what the heck was I thinking! soory! p.s. I canNOT believe you have not added "I think my WW is witholding sex" to this list yet. Last edited by betterorworse; 06/12/08 09:23 AM. BS ME 35, XWW 37, DS 7, DD 5, DS 5, D-day1 12-20-2007.Multiple Ddays Divorce 1/29/2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? BetterNow73 #2073373 06/13/08 02:14 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Originally Posted by betterorworse N2F, comparing you to a wayward! what the heck was I thinking! soory! p.s. I canNOT believe you have not added "I think my WW is witholding sex" to this list yet. Apology accepted.... "I think my WW is withholding sex"......YOu think or YOu know??? not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2073375 06/13/08 02:16 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 "Is my WW acting normal for a WW".....NORMAL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? WHAT IS NORMAL???? You have to have been a WS to TRULY know what WS N0RMALITY IS... "Is my WW acting normal for a WW".....nope, she's what we like to call "unique".....lol....... not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2073377 06/13/08 02:21 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 "WW and I broke NC last night".....ARE YOU CRAZY????

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2073382 06/13/08 02:24 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 B BetterNow73 Member BetterNow73 Member B Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 185 Quote "I think my WW is withholding sex"......YOu think or YOu know??? not2fun I was thinking...From who? BS ME 35, XWW 37, DS 7, DD 5, DS 5, D-day1 12-20-2007.Multiple Ddays Divorce 1/29/2009

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? BetterNow73 #2073386 06/13/08 02:30 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Originally Posted by betterorworse Quote "I think my WW is withholding sex"......YOu think or YOu know??? not2fun I was thinking...From who? hey, it got a laugh out of me...... not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2073390 06/13/08 02:40 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 ok a few more for today and then I HAVE to get on my housework...... "What to expect when your not expecting????"....no morning sickness, no swollen cankles, no heartburn, no swollen breasts, no hemorroids.....oh wait, this isn't a response to the book "What to Expect When Your Expecting"???? "What to expect when your not expecting"......you can expect that your expectations will not be expected to be fullfilled, but expect that your WS will expect you to expect that your .......oh never mind..... "Husband wants me to CHEAT??????"......on your taxes????? on your homework??? on the company softball game???? "BH tries to sell WW on Ebay".......nothing funny, it just made me laugh all day..... and last but not least....... "The MB Science Lab"......does it perform full labotomies on all WS????? Do they come out like the "Stepford Wives"????? Is this the place where BS can take OP and do "experiments"?????...... SHOW'S OVER FOLKS.....HAVE A SAFE DRIVE HOME........ not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2073391 06/13/08 02:44 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,288 I introvert Member introvert Member I Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,288 Originally Posted by not2fun "WW and I broke NC last night".....ARE YOU CRAZY???? "Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth" Henry David Thoreau

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2073408 06/13/08 02:58 PM Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,880 K Krazy71 Member Krazy71 Member K Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,880 There are some doozies, but I am often disappointed when I see the same 5 or 6 topics at the top of the list every friggin day! Not that there's anything wrong with those topics, but I'd have to sit and read for an hour to jump into those monsters! Divorced

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Krazy71 #2073464 06/13/08 04:11 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Krazy, Like this??????........lol.... not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2083873 07/02/08 03:38 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Well I have some new ones that have been rolling around in my noodle.... "Can I trust my insticts NOW???"....How bout now??? Now??? How bout now??/....everytime I see this it reminds me of those cellphone commercials "Can you hear me Now????" "Neak turns 36 today. What is mama gonna give her??"....a spanking...... there's a few more, but they are from newbies, and I'm not sure if it would be right to this to them when they are still so new here.... not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2083880 07/02/08 03:55 PM Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,278 D Dancing_Machine Member Dancing_Machine Member D Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,278 LOL!! Yeah, not2, I think I know which ones. I was just thinking about this thread last night because of those. Charlotte

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2083884 07/02/08 04:00 PM Joined: May 2008 Posts: 1,553 V Verve Member Verve Member V Joined: May 2008 Posts: 1,553 Originally Posted by not2fun "Neak turns 36 today. What is mama gonna give her??"....a spanking...... not2fun Haha that cracked me up. Good one You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche The person who is always finding fault seldom finds anything else. I pity the fool. - Mr. T

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Verve #2170410 12/07/08 02:42 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 I googled Not2fun today and guess what came up??? Yep this thread..(oh and the "National Pick on Not Day" too... :RollieEyes:... Anyway, I haven't posted anything on here in longggggg while and I thought we could all use a laugh today...so...... "Barely holding it together"......better try harder, there's a strong wind a brewin... "Is this normal for early recovery?"....define "normal"...we are dealing with affairs and waywards...NOTHING IS NORMAL... "hmmmmmm...."..... "Why does the WS get to decide??"....because they are ENTITLED to, don't ya know???.... and last but not least and my personal favorite lately.... "Pulling up my big-girl panties....".....are they the "grannie" panties or the g-string kind???..... to which I did post this on the tread and the reply I got was... "Well, not the grannie panties if I want to save my marriage...."... not2fun Last edited by not2fun; 12/07/08 02:44 PM.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2170412 12/07/08 02:55 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 ok...a couple more.... "You are were right..."....of course we were, we always are don't ya know??/ "Load my lips with expert advise please..."....Botox anyone??? "Wife doesn't feel anything for me..."....then pinch her, betcha she feels that....

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2170418 12/07/08 03:10 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458 T thndrnltng Member thndrnltng Member T Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,458 Originally Posted by not2fun "Neak turns 36 today. What is mama gonna give her??"....a spanking...... She probably would've liked that better than what I DID give her, which was a trip to the gynecologist to see if she needed a hysterectomy. Once you've done that, what is there left to give? tl

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2170426 12/07/08 03:28 PM Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,278 D Dancing_Machine Member Dancing_Machine Member D Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,278 I got one!! "Differences between WH's & WW's" You mean besides the obvious? Charlotte

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Dancing_Machine #2174490 12/15/08 01:20 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp *snicker* "H with self destructive behavior - help" Okay - I'll hand him a nerf bat LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2174502 12/15/08 01:30 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Quote Do serial cheaters ever heal? only if you stop hitting them LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2174522 12/15/08 01:46 PM Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,698 New Zealand L lildoggie Member lildoggie Member L Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,698 New Zealand Originally Posted by Pepperband Quote Do serial cheaters ever heal? only if you stop hitting them OMG, I remember this thread. Someone made a comment about the same few threads always being at the top. I felt sooooo guilty! Recovered marriage, recovering self, life gets better everyday

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2174525 12/15/08 01:47 PM Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 498 H HURTandSHOCKED Member HURTandSHOCKED Member H Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 498 what about 'looking for advice'...isn't that why you come to a discussion board? or aren't we all... Me: 32 BS DDay: 9/14/08 Slowly coming to the realization that I am one of those who can't get past it.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? lildoggie #2174535 12/15/08 01:53 PM Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 498 H HURTandSHOCKED Member HURTandSHOCKED Member H Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 498 another: 'she loves me but is not in love with me'...If the sidebar on the right was a black mamba, you would be dead. Or do you homework before asking stupid questions... Me: 32 BS DDay: 9/14/08 Slowly coming to the realization that I am one of those who can't get past it.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? HURTandSHOCKED #2174556 12/15/08 02:05 PM Joined: May 2007 Posts: 2,531 T Tabby1 Member Tabby1 Member T Joined: May 2007 Posts: 2,531 "Dating People" ...as opposed to dating animals? vegetables? Just how scarred are we BS's on this board?

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2211919 02/12/09 09:27 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Here's a delightful one I see on the recovery forum "Missing OM - please help" Ummmmmmmmmmm .... a GPS maybe? How about smoke signals? Amber alert? File a missing person report with the nearest OP locator service? LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2211943 02/12/09 09:53 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,490 M MarriedForever Member MarriedForever Member M Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,490 Originally Posted by Pepperband Here's a delightful one I see on the recovery forum "Missing OM - please help" Ummmmmmmmmmm .... a GPS maybe? How about smoke signals? Amber alert? File a missing person report with the nearest OP locator service? LOL Pep, that WAS what I thought at first..could only read the first part of the title on the sidebar. Then when I read the thread I felt like puking. I can't even respond to that nonsense. Me,BW - 42; FWH-46 4 kids D-Day #s1 and 2~May 2006 D-Day #3~Feb.27, 2007 (we'd been in a FR) Plan B~ March 3 ~ April 6, 2007 In Recovery and things are improving every day. MB rocks.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2211946 02/12/09 09:56 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,423 W wildhorses74 Member wildhorses74 Member W Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,423 Originally Posted by Pepperband Here's a delightful one I see on the recovery forum "Missing OM - please help" Ummmmmmmmmmm .... a GPS maybe? How about smoke signals? Amber alert? File a missing person report with the nearest OP locator service? Maybe they need a better gun. If they are missing him, maybe their gun isn't shooting straight.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? wildhorses74 #2211950 02/12/09 10:02 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp I must be slipping.... Why didn't I think of a gun? LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2211966 02/12/09 10:14 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,423 W wildhorses74 Member wildhorses74 Member W Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,423 Well, it's the only thing I could think of about why I would miss an OP. I'm either not quite close enough or my gun is off. Lord knows they are a big enough target.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? wildhorses74 #2212205 02/12/09 02:35 PM Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,399 L Looking4 Member Looking4 Member L Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,399 I can't believe there is a thread for this because this one came up several times yesterday: "To Wives: Why is sex so important? (article)". Everytime I saw it I thought... 'Duuuuhhhh!' 'It feels good.' 'Because it's what I want.' 'You don't know?' 'Because the human race would be gone without it.' 'Is this a trick question?' and a myriad of others. Turns out the title was supposed to be in the voice of a man telling a wife why it's important. It was a rhetorical question. Not actually asking for an answer. I wanted to respond with a kind of smart-alecky post but it wasn't appropriate. Hope it's okay here instead.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2212209 02/12/09 02:42 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 B black_raven Member black_raven Member B Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 Originally Posted by Pepperband Here's a delightful one I see on the recovery forum "Missing OM - please help" Ummmmmmmmmmm .... a GPS maybe? How about smoke signals? Amber alert? File a missing person report with the nearest OP locator service? My first thought for that one? Thinking I was going to see a picture of POSOM on the side of a milk carton. BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011 Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been. We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? black_raven #2212328 02/12/09 05:12 PM Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 6 S SweendogsWife Junior Member SweendogsWife Junior Member S Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 6 The post named : "how do I work plan A if she leaves when I expose" Although the thread it's self is quite serious in nature, I could help but think.... "Quit wagging it at her, and close your towel!" Sorry, sick, I know! SDW

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? SweendogsWife #2212495 02/12/09 08:00 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 B black_raven Member black_raven Member B Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 Originally Posted by SweendogsWife The post named : "how do I work plan A if she leaves when I expose" Although the thread it's self is quite serious in nature, I could help but think.... "Quit wagging it at her, and close your towel!" Sorry, sick, I know! SDW The thread title "What are your plans for VD Day" (something like that)...VD Day? Is that a special occassion now? Another sickie, I know. Flog me. BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011 Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been. We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? black_raven #2212576 02/12/09 10:06 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak Member Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA Rofl, I STILL remember those ginormous tampons. Yes, once in a great while the subject of Feminine Hygiene Products does actually come up on the thread. Rarely, but it does happen. If you can't make fun of the thread titles of actual newbies, you can always pick on former newbies. For example, one member I know titled her first thread something like, "How Do I Know If He's a Cake-eater?" I can think of a few answers for THAT one. (I think her name is "Jennifer" or something.) A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Neak #2212582 02/12/09 10:23 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA N Neak Member Neak Member N Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 10,179 USA "How Do I Know If He's a Cake-eater?" * If he promises to leave and then doesn't, he might be a cake-eater. * If he says he doesn't love you "that way" any more but still wants you to fix him supper, he might be a cake-eater. * If he gets angry when you're upset about him rutting with the OW, then turns around and accuses you of cheating on him, he might be a cake-eater. * If he sleeps with you and later claims it's just pity, he might be a cake-eater. * If he can't remember whether it was you or the OW who invited him to lunch, he might be a cake-eater. * If he holds your hand on one side and texts the OW on the other, he might be a cake-eater. * If he won't make a decision because he "doesn't want to hurt anyone", he might be a cake-eater. * If the OW gets mad because he's taking so long to file for D, he might be a cake-eater. * If the OW gets mad because he's taking so long to file for D, and he tells her it's so the kids have more time to get used to the idea, he might be a cake-eater. * And finally, if he's committing adultery, he just might be a cake-eater. A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. ~ English proverb Neak's Story

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Neak #2212599 02/12/09 10:50 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383 A aussieswife Member aussieswife Member A Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,383 I have been laughing so HARD with a queasy tummy all morning and you guys made me missed the bucket by that : : much Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? black_raven #2212600 02/12/09 10:51 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,455 H hope3343 Member hope3343 Member H Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,455 Hi Black Raven, I am the poster for VD -- It used to be Valentine's Day -- till this year... and I hope my H gets VD on VD from that "special" OW Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years D17, D30 alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08 Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also) H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08 Plan B 1/09 D final 12/09 Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? hope3343 #2213293 02/13/09 09:04 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Just found wife gets naked on cam when I work late Who is cam? LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2213300 02/13/09 09:12 PM Joined: Apr 2001 Posts: 92,985 Likes: 1 Texas M MelodyLane Member MelodyLane Member M Joined: Apr 2001 Posts: 92,985 Likes: 1 Texas Originally Posted by Pepperband Just found wife gets naked on cam when I work late Who is cam? Is there a grown up in your house, young lady??? "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? MelodyLane #2213301 02/13/09 09:18 PM Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 8,297 K KiwiJ Member KiwiJ Member K Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 8,297 Pep, Pep, Pep The poor man is NEW here. Unfortunately, my first thought was ooooooh, that's a goodie for the thread title thread.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? KiwiJ #2213322 02/13/09 10:08 PM Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 443 M MutedSparkle Member MutedSparkle Member M Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 443 Very lost and need some advice! ON STAR CAN HELP!!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? KiwiJ #2213332 02/13/09 10:37 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Originally Posted by KiwiJ Pep, Pep, Pep The poor man is NEW here. Unfortunately, my first thought was ooooooh, that's a goodie for the thread title thread. I Does that make me a bad girl? LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2213371 02/14/09 01:09 AM Joined: May 2007 Posts: 387 M Ms_Manners Member Ms_Manners Member M Joined: May 2007 Posts: 387 Originally Posted by not2fun Ms. Manners.....ouch....yep I know what you mean by BTDT. Though I have to say our cruise sounds like it went better than yours....ummmmm, maybe anyway (It probably helped that when I found out on the cruise that they had been emailing each other....I forwarded the emails to her H, let HIM know what was going on....). All I do know is that AFFAIRS SUCK... When he wasn't being grouchy, he was being the "husband" I knew. He did have some "internet time" and sudden headaches that caused him to go to the cabin early. Meh. Turns out he was a waste anyway. FBS - 28 Status: Divorced (thankfully)

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Ms_Manners #2231626 03/20/09 10:07 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 bumping for anyone needing a laugh..... not2fun ps..and with that I am off to bed...good night all.....

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2286329 12/10/09 01:10 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Quote Do I tell her that I exposed? Ummmmm Were you arrested and charged? Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's all that mistletoe I've been smokin' LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? agedcadillac #2286376 12/10/09 01:35 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,455 H hope3343 Member hope3343 Member H Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,455 Am I being cake eaten? How about a little pie with that????? Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years D17, D30 alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08 Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also) H moves out 10/1/08, confront Ow 10/28/08 Plan B 1/09 D final 12/09 Quote: "First thing you do is pray; when there is nothing else to do, continue to pray."

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2286378 12/10/09 01:36 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,490 M MarriedForever Member MarriedForever Member M Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,490 Quote Am I being cake-eaten? Everytime I read that, it just sounds so...wrong. Me,BW - 42; FWH-46 4 kids D-Day #s1 and 2~May 2006 D-Day #3~Feb.27, 2007 (we'd been in a FR) Plan B~ March 3 ~ April 6, 2007 In Recovery and things are improving every day. MB rocks.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? MarriedForever #2286384 12/10/09 01:38 PM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 981 D Dude007 Member Dude007 Member D Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 981 Originally Posted by MarriedForever Quote Am I being cake-eaten? Everytime I read that, it just sounds so...wrong. Maybe it was a freudian strip? DUDE

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2288622 12/14/09 11:35 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Quote Over Exposure I'm jus sayin' SOME THINGS are better left underexposed. Like me in a bathing suit! LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2288751 12/14/09 01:42 PM Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,058 M Mark1952 Member Mark1952 Member M Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,058 It's better to over expose and under develop... Wait! That applies to black and white film... Got any of that mistletoe left? Roll one up... :HappyHolidays:

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2296714 12/30/09 09:45 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 I just can't pass this one up..... "Spiritually Cheating"........ , do you think God knows??.....maybe someone should expose to Him not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2296740 12/30/09 11:33 PM Joined: May 2008 Posts: 1,553 V Verve Member Verve Member V Joined: May 2008 Posts: 1,553 "She may never reveal him" - Well, I certainly don't want to see it if she does. You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche The person who is always finding fault seldom finds anything else. I pity the fool. - Mr. T

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Verve #2298444 01/04/10 12:20 PM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,617 S stillhere8126 Member stillhere8126 Member S Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,617 Okay, the "Sex..sex..sex" one has got me. I havent read the thread yet but....since I am getting "None..none..none" its slaps me in the face everytime I see it. Esp. knowing that WH is getting all he wants from someone else now. BW me-41 WH -39 DS - 9 married 12 Yrs together(?) 18 yrs when A discovered DDay aug 2007 found MB dec 2007 Moved out april 2008 still seeing OW Plan B Okay I fixed the ages, it was looking screwy.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? stillhere8126 #2298534 01/04/10 01:44 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Originally Posted by stillhere8126 Okay, the "Sex..sex..sex" one has got me. My first thoughts when I read this one ... It sounds like advertising for one of the "Gentlemen's Club" on the wrong side of the tracks ... ewwwwwwwwww LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2316066 02/01/10 01:50 PM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp I'm bad, I know that already. This one is~~~> thread title combined with the poster's name.... Safe? by bjs LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2316112 02/01/10 02:49 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Originally Posted by Pepperband I'm bad, I know that already. This one is~~~> thread title combined with the poster's name.... Safe? by bjs ...... Pep, you've been letting your mind go run-shack in retirement....... not2fun

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2322937 02/12/10 03:34 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 "Tiger's Mistress Wants an Apology"........1.)Yeah, well I want a bazillion dollars 2.) from the makers of Aqua Net. Seems to much use can befuddle the brain.....

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2324177 02/15/10 09:40 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Ok, this is kinda icky HOWEVER I couldn't help but giggle when I first saw it.... "Best VD....sort of...."...... ..can't say I've ever heard anyone saying "best" about VD..... not2fun ps...Sorry jayne, but ya set yourself up for it..... Last edited by not2fun; 02/15/10 09:41 PM.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2325565 02/18/10 11:05 AM Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 95 G gnirlos Member gnirlos Member G Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 95 I knew that this thread was out there, so I tried to make my thread title innocuous. I chose the phrase that I've been using with WW and the kids to keep track of which house was which... But now all I can hear in my head is (with apologies to the Talking Heads): "Our house, in the middle of our street... Her house, where she goes to sleep..." Depending on my mood, I sometimes replace the 2nd line with "...where they go to meet..." although I have no proof that OM's been there... On Sunday night, when DD14 went over to get her fingernails and toenails done, the 2nd line was..."...where she plays with feet..." I'm not a complete idiot. There are parts missing.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? gnirlos #2325572 02/18/10 11:11 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Originally Posted by gnirlos I knew that this thread was out there, so I tried to make my thread title innocuous. Please refrain from future innocuousness. It's one of our sources of entertainment. Don't mess with the system. . . . . . . . LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? gnirlos #2325597 02/18/10 11:48 AM Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 860 T ToBeContinued Member ToBeContinued Member T Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 860 Originally Posted by gnirlos I knew that this thread was out there, so I tried to make my thread title innocuous. I chose the phrase that I've been using with WW and the kids to keep track of which house was which... But now all I can hear in my head is (with apologies to the Talking Heads): "Our house, in the middle of our street... Her house, where she goes to sleep..." I always thought of this as a song by 'Madness', but after googling, I did see 'The Talking Heads' listed. Wow, TB has learned something new. Good for me! TB

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2325605 02/18/10 11:56 AM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 B black_raven Member black_raven Member B Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 Originally Posted by Pepperband I'm bad, I know that already. This one is~~~> thread title combined with the poster's name.... Safe? by bjs lol I'm glad I'm not the only one. BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011 Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been. We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2325608 02/18/10 11:57 AM Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 B black_raven Member black_raven Member B Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 6,108 Originally Posted by not2fun "Best VD....sort of...."...... ..can't say I've ever heard anyone saying "best" about VD..... And the Best VD award goes to.... Love the title. BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011 Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been. We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? gnirlos #2325863 02/18/10 05:01 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 Originally Posted by gnirlos But now all I can hear in my head is (with apologies to the Talking Heads): "Our house, in the middle of our street... Her house, where she goes to sleep..." Depending on my mood, I sometimes replace the 2nd line with "...where they go to meet..." although I have no proof that OM's been there... On Sunday night, when DD14 went over to get her fingernails and toenails done, the 2nd line was..."...where she plays with feet..." Those were funny.....I can't say I thought of that song when I saw your thread, but NOW I do.... Originally Posted by gnilos I knew that this thread was out there, so I tried to make my thread title innocuous. I chose the phrase that I've been using with WW and the kids to keep track of which house was which... I worried about this when I started this thread, but the laugh factor is why I started it anyway. With what this forum deals with, everyone can use a good laugh from time to time...... And thread titles were important to me when I was in Plan A. I changed mine like Pep changes her siggy line. It let everyone know what I was dealing with/going through at the time..... not2fun Last edited by not2fun; 02/18/10 05:03 PM.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2393562 06/20/10 09:03 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 N not2fun OP Member OP not2fun Member N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,499 For anyone needing a laugh.....to which, where is the creativity people????? The hasn't been enough inspiration to add to this lately........ Not

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2393567 06/20/10 09:30 PM Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,698 New Zealand L lildoggie Member lildoggie Member L Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,698 New Zealand You trying to get your post count up Not, or pushing something down the page? One that keeps catching my eye: 'HE is agreeing to everything... what does it mean?' - Write a REALLY big list, and and see if gifting me a diamond necklace is out of the question Recovered marriage, recovering self, life gets better everyday

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? not2fun #2473541 02/08/11 10:50 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Quote " Crack the Mac? " Easy, use a sledge hammer. LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2589459 01/24/12 09:26 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Quote Dealing with (lack of) sex problems You lack problems with sex? Congratulations! LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2601695 03/01/12 09:01 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Quote EXPOSURE to children LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2601808 03/01/12 01:09 PM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York N NeverGuessed Member NeverGuessed Member N Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York Nice stuff! The 2012 Annual MB Bathing Beauty Contest ended in a five-way tie!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? NeverGuessed #2601826 03/01/12 01:27 PM Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 9,549 Likes: 10 S SugarCane Member SugarCane Member S Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 9,549 Likes: 10 Originally Posted by NeverGuessed Nice stuff! The 2012 Annual MB Bathing Beauty Contest ended in a five-way tie! NG - did you intend to post this to the thread entitled "Nice stuff"? If not - I don't get it. BW Married 1989 His PA 2003-2006 2 kids.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? SugarCane #2601890 03/01/12 04:24 PM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York N NeverGuessed Member NeverGuessed Member N Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York The idea behind this thread, evidently, is that we are to explain what we originally thought the thread was going to be about on first reading the title.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? NeverGuessed #2601893 03/01/12 04:38 PM Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 9,549 Likes: 10 S SugarCane Member SugarCane Member S Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 9,549 Likes: 10 Oh, I get it now! Duh. BW Married 1989 His PA 2003-2006 2 kids.

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? SugarCane #2608274 03/22/12 06:18 AM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York N NeverGuessed Member NeverGuessed Member N Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York How about "Melody - smoking" bringing to mind a certain colleague wearing some daring party attire?

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? NeverGuessed #2608293 03/22/12 07:41 AM Joined: Apr 2001 Posts: 92,985 Likes: 1 Texas M MelodyLane Member MelodyLane Member M Joined: Apr 2001 Posts: 92,985 Likes: 1 Texas Like this?? "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? NeverGuessed #2608614 03/23/12 12:22 AM Joined: May 2011 Posts: 1,428 Australia C Caracal Member Caracal Member C Joined: May 2011 Posts: 1,428 Australia Originally Posted by NeverGuessed How about "Melody - smoking" bringing to mind a certain colleague wearing some daring party attire? Me (BW): 35 Married 1999 with no kids, DDay July 2011, OC born September 2012, Divorce final November 2012. WXH (Gollum) is corrupted by his A, and now forever bound to it. Plan B has set me free. "Mourn the man he was. Know the man he is."

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Caracal #2619080 04/25/12 09:23 AM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York N NeverGuessed Member NeverGuessed Member N Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York Question, from PrayingIncessantly): Quote Where will you be in life before you die? Answer, from every male on MB: Quote In, bed, with my wife, at a VERY advanced age, hearing her say, "Wow, after all this time, you can still 'ring my chimes', Tiger!"

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? NeverGuessed #2619215 04/25/12 06:47 PM Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,357 M maritalbliss Member maritalbliss Member M Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,357 Originally Posted by NeverGuessed Question, from PrayingIncessantly): Quote Where will you be in life before you die? Answer, from every male on MB: Quote In, bed, with my wife, at a VERY advanced age, hearing her say, "Wow, after all this time, you can still 'ring my chimes', Tiger!" I agree. I would only add one line: "Now get up and make me a sandwich!" D-Day 2-10-2009 Fully Recovered and Better Than Ever! Thank you Marriage Builders!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? maritalbliss #2619322 04/26/12 06:21 AM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York N NeverGuessed Member NeverGuessed Member N Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York MB, so instead of my allusion to my peacefully expiring after one final, tumultuous, satisfying, love-making with my bride, you'd instead suggest a more fitting end would be she "rat poison" my peanut-butter and jelly? Ouch!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? NeverGuessed #2619543 04/26/12 07:34 PM Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,357 M maritalbliss Member maritalbliss Member M Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,357 Quote MB, so instead of my allusion to my peacefully expiring after one final, tumultuous, satisfying, love-making with my bride, you'd instead suggest a more fitting end would be she "rat poison" my peanut-butter and jelly? Oh, goodness, NO, NG! Not for a moment! I was just saying that you should get your butt up and slap a Dagwood together for your depleted wife after a marathon session like that! Prior to your expiration, of course. And I would hope that you would be considerate enough to shuffle off this mortal coil AFTER she's finished her post-coital repast. D-Day 2-10-2009 Fully Recovered and Better Than Ever! Thank you Marriage Builders!

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? maritalbliss #2619729 04/27/12 12:58 PM Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,123 Likes: 1 Washington, USA H HoldHerHand Member HoldHerHand Member H Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,123 Likes: 1 Washington, USA NG, my thought is much simpler... guess I'm just a simple fella. "Where will you be in life before you die?" Um... at the end? "What's for dinner?" Why? Are you going to show up? And how the heck did you get my RL name and address... you internet stalker (I think I'm going to end up as somebody's human purse... *shudder*). "Trying to move forward" I find this easy to do when I place one foot in front of another. "First and foremost!" One should wear pants when addressing the public! "The best defense is a good offense" ... so I have decided to cease showering! "Wife won't open up and tell me how she feels" ... about these FABULOUS curtains I want to have installed! "An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr "Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." - Michael Shermer "Fair speech may hide a foul heart." - Samwise Gamgee LOTR

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? HoldHerHand #2652191 08/01/12 10:12 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp P Pepperband Member Pepperband Member P Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 35,996 Shrek's Swamp Thread title is: Quote How do you forget the past and move on? My first thoughts: 1. FORGET THE PAST (2 choices) A lobotomy or Alzheimer's disease, your choice. 2. MOVE ON By living one more day. LINK ~~> Carrot/Stick of Plan A LINK ~~> Buyers/Renters/Freeloaders

Re: Your first thought on thread titles??? Pepperband #2659546 08/26/12 08:49 PM Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York N NeverGuessed Member NeverGuessed Member N Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,352 New York Quote Still Seeking it's SAB ...or maybe its Volvo? All them furrin cars look the same!