Cali - can I be a co-author with you? I'll do the chapters on alien abductions and moose brain worms.<P>WAT

WELL can i jump on the band wagon, my chapter wil be " the Op, why having an affair will save your marriage" I kid you not that is what my H OW said to me in an email, She only did it to help H and I save our marriage. CAN you say GEE thanks , but next time spare me LMAO<BR>Maine<P>------------------<BR>In even the darkest of places there is a capacity to love

Maine - did you tell her she's given you enough help and you'd like to finish the job on your own?<P>Also, is it true that the official state motto of Maine is "cold, but damp"? <P>WAT

You guys have got something here <P>I'd like to do a couple of chapters:<P>"The 500 Last Straws"<P>"Silence: The Irrefutable Argument"<P>"Let's Pretend: Revisionist History"<P>"Thinking Stinks, Just do it!"<P>Those certainly won't be as funny as the chapters on Alien abduction and brain worms, but they might be worth including. <P>Ishmael

I'll help you write it.<P>Seriously <P>------------------<BR>Prayers, Hugs, and Strength from both of us. Things do and can get better. Keep hoping, learning, and growing. Take care of yourself.<P>[H] and Knewjie

This book would be a best seller. I can think of a few topics that even the late Erma Bombeck would consider hilarious enough to put into print. <BR>Thanks for the smiles. It does a body good to laugh.<BR>JuJu

I'd add a chapter of Lame Lies so that the stupid dont have to think of thier own because they wouldnt be any better than the ones I've heard.

I'll do the chapter on "Opening his Base Chakra - How a Kick in the Balls can be an Effective Alternative to Meditation"<P>hugs, Paint <p>[This message has been edited by Paintbox (edited June 22, 2001).]

<B><BR>I'd add a chapter of Lame Lies so that the stupid dont have to think of thier own because they wouldnt be any better than the ones I've heard.<BR></B><P>LOL I'm with you on that. Oh the lies I said back then. (Shameful look)<P>Particularly one event came to mind.<P>Wife: "If you are having an affair, I don't want to find out second hand."<P>Me: "Oh you won't find out second hand"<P>(Blinks)<BR>What was I thinking.. LOL<P>------------------<BR>Prayers, Hugs, and Strength from both of us. Things do and can get better. Keep hoping, learning, and growing. Take care of yourself.<P>[H] and Knewjie

Okay. We're all in. I get the chapters entitled:<P>"I'm not leaving you for______, I just don't want to be married."<P>"The Affair has nothing to do with our marriage."<P>"I don't want to be around you anymore, but I'll have sex with you."<P>"Divorce and Children doesn't have to be bad, it can be how WE want it to be"<P>"We don't have to get all legal about this, you can trust me."<P><BR>OOO OOO I have to add:<P>I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. really. I will. I am. I'm gonna....eventually.<P>Cali<p>[This message has been edited by StrongerInCali (edited June 22, 2001).]

post in wrong spot, sorry, deleted it.<p>[This message has been edited by sad_n_lonely (edited June 22, 2001).]

Paintbox, <P>Don't forget to add the part about steel toe shoes in your chapter. I believe it would make a better impression (pun intended of course) <P>cleo

How can we forget this Chapter -<P>"I am not having an affair, we are just good friends."

WAT< Why yes i did thank you i emailed her quite the little diddy. and all was good. <P>ANd no, the official state motto is MY skeeter is bigger than your Skeeter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1<BR>Maine VACATIONLAND LOL<P>------------------<BR>IN the words of BOB the BUILDER!!" WE can fix it, yes we can!!!"

Wait, wait, wait. Has the editor closed the table of contents yet?<P>I want to add a few chapters:<P>1. 50 ways to leave your lover (is that plagiarizing?)<BR>2. OPs/WSs and their comical incidents - real life stories<BR> from the fog<BR>3. Special WS foghead dictionary<BR>4. Comments from the FOG<BR>5. The "I'm not having an affair" - affair syndrome<P><BR>Request that this publication be translated into WS both the written and the sign language. Maybe a second translation for those OPs who just don't get it. You know like the 'stubborn' addition. <P>You can advertise this new publication with a banner on gloryb.com?<P>L.

Other chapters.<P>"How to get your wife to file on you"<BR>"How to put yourself in debt on the run"<BR>"Paranoia: What's she up to now?"<BR>"Avoidance: Overtime, and other excuses"<P>------------------<BR>Prayers, Hugs, and Strength from both of us. Things do and can get better. Keep hoping, learning, and growing. Take care of yourself.<P>[H] and Knewjie

My new chapter:<P>"Let's buy a house and other insane financial decisions."<P><BR>Cali

This just keeps getting better!<P>How about a chapter called: "You might be a dummy if you believe your lover when he/she tells you:<P>"What a good person you are (really, you *are* having an affair)<P>"I care about you deeply and only want what's best for you."<BR>(oh, so that's why you are involved in something that you know will cause pain and misery when you are found out.)<P>"My only hope is that in what little time we have together, I can make you truly happy." (I've always thought that lies, deception and hypocrisy were the prime ingredients for happiness.) <P>I love you and would give anything to change things so I could have you in my arms every night, but my wife would take me for half of what I have if I divorced her. (Um, that is, you'd give anything except half of what you have.)<P>Those are real lines from emails sent to my WS by OP. There's tons more like those. <P>Please everyone, keep posting chapters. This thread has been some of the best therapy I've had in a long time.<P>Ish

Can I write the chapter<P>"I did what I did because you loved me too much and the ends don't justify the means"

Here's my chapters:<P>"How Many Other Women Can You Fit in a Volkswagen?"<BR><I>{answer to be given in the chapter, but just FYI, it's at least five}</I><P>"Dating at Church Central (subtitled: Jesus Would be Shocked)"<P>"Yeah, I Kissed Her But She Had a Hairy Lip So It Was Icky"<P>...and my personal favorite... out of the mouth of the OW#2<P>"He Loves Us Both"<p>[This message has been edited by Nyneve (edited June 22, 2001).]